Censored Swear Word Shirts: The Asterisks Do the Talking

Two asterisks are load-bearing. “As F**K” reads correctly to everyone over the age of twelve, and nobody has to defend it at a family barbecue. That is the whole brief for these censored swear word shirts — 60 designs that swear without technically swearing.

This is the middle tier of three. Themes run Country, Midwestern, Military, Birthday, Happy, Redneck, Brooklyn and American, printed as humorous graphic tees on Bella + Canvas 3001 tees, Gildan 18000 crewnecks and Lane Seven hoodies. Think of them as t shirts with rude sayings for adults who still have to see their coworkers on Monday. Step down to clean humor t shirts if the asterisks are still too much, or lose them altogether in the funny offensive t shirts of the No Filter edition.

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Every design on AnythingAF.com is our own — drawn, written, and built in-house by us, which means you won’t find them anywhere else. It also means we can change them. If you want one of our designs tweaked for you — a different color, your name on it, your state, your unit, your inside joke — just ask, and we’ll do it at no extra cost. Email us at information@anythingaf.com or send us a message on our Facebook page, and we’ll get right back to you.

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Midwestern AF Corn Hoodie | Family Friendly Edition | Funny Corn Graphic Sweatshirt

Midwestern AF Corn Hoodie | Family Friendly Edition | Funny Corn Graphic Sweatshirt

Midwestern AF Corn Hoodie | Family Friendly Edition | Funny Corn Graphic Sweatshirt

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USMC Marine Corps AF T-Shirt | Military Graphic Tee | Marine Corps Shirts for Veterans | Anything AF

USMC Marine Corps AF T-Shirt | Military Graphic Tee | Marine Corps Shirts for Veterans | Anything AF

USMC Marine Corps AF T-Shirt | Military Graphic Tee | Marine Corps Shirts for Veterans | Anything AF

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Country AF Georgia T-Shirt | Vintage Georgia Outline Graphic Tee

Country AF Georgia T-Shirt | Vintage Georgia Outline Graphic Tee

Country AF Georgia T-Shirt | Vintage Georgia Outline Graphic Tee

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Brooklyn AF T-Shirt for Light Colors | NYC Skyline Graphic Tee | New York City Streetwear Tee | Family Friendly Collection

Brooklyn AF T-Shirt for Light Colors | NYC Skyline Graphic Tee | New York City Streetwear Tee | Family Friendly Collection

Brooklyn AF T-Shirt for Light Colors | NYC Skyline Graphic Tee | New York City Streetwear Tee | Family Friendly Collection

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Personalized Marine Corps Yellow Footprints Doormat – Custom Semper Fi USMC Welcome Mat, Marine Veteran Boot Camp Gift, Military Rank & Name Door Mat

Personalized Marine Corps Yellow Footprints Doormat – Custom Semper Fi USMC Welcome Mat, Marine Veteran Boot Camp Gift, Military Rank & Name Door Mat

Personalized Marine Corps Yellow Footprints Doormat – Custom Semper Fi USMC Welcome Mat, Marine Veteran Boot Camp Gift, Military Rank & Name Door Mat

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Personalized Marine Corps Semper Fi Doormat – Custom Family Name Welcome Mat, Rustic American Flag USMC Veteran Gift, Patriotic Military Home Decor

Personalized Marine Corps Semper Fi Doormat – Custom Family Name Welcome Mat, Rustic American Flag USMC Veteran Gift, Patriotic Military Home Decor

Personalized Marine Corps Semper Fi Doormat – Custom Family Name Welcome Mat, Rustic American Flag USMC Veteran Gift, Patriotic Military Home Decor

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Marine Corps Yellow Footprints Doormat – USMC Veteran Welcome Mat, Marine Boot Camp Inspired Gift, Military Home Decor

Marine Corps Yellow Footprints Doormat – USMC Veteran Welcome Mat, Marine Boot Camp Inspired Gift, Military Home Decor

Marine Corps Yellow Footprints Doormat – USMC Veteran Welcome Mat, Marine Boot Camp Inspired Gift, Military Home Decor

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Personalized USMC Camo Tumbler – Uncle Sam's Misguided Children Marine Corps 20oz Travel Cup

Personalized USMC Camo Tumbler – Uncle Sam's Misguided Children Marine Corps 20oz Travel Cup

Personalized USMC Camo Tumbler – Uncle Sam's Misguided Children Marine Corps 20oz Travel Cup

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