Midwestern As F**K Minnesota Hoodie | Funny Minnesota Pride Hoodie | Lane Seven LS14001 3-Panel Fleece | Slightly Salty Edition
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Production takes 2–7 business days. Delivery is then 3–7 business days in the US and 10–20 business days internationally.
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Arrived damaged, defective, misprinted, or just wrong? Email us within 30 days with a photo and your order number and we'll send a free replacement or a full refund — no need to mail anything back.
Because each item is printed to order, we can't take returns for size or change of mind. Check the size chart above before ordering, or email us and we'll help you pick.
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FAQ
Life in Minnesota isn't for the faint of heart. It takes grit to embrace freezing winters, spend weekends at the cabin, chase walleye at sunrise, cheer through hockey season, and proudly call the North Star State home. If that sounds like you, you're probably Midwestern As F**K.
Our Midwestern As F**K – Minnesota Edition is part of our Slightly Salty Collection, created for people who appreciate a little attitude without going all-in on the uncensored version. It's the perfect balance of Midwest pride and subtle humor.
The distressed vintage artwork showcases the outline of Minnesota overlaid with the state flag and surrounded by towering pine forests, a loon, a leaping walleye, a classic hockey goal and stick, and rugged Northwoods scenery. Every detail celebrates the outdoor lifestyle and traditions that make Minnesota unlike anywhere else.
Printed on the premium Lane Seven LS14001 3-Panel Fleece Hoodie, this heavyweight hoodie delivers exceptional warmth, softness, and durability for chilly mornings on the lake, late-night bonfires, hockey games, camping trips, or simply surviving another legendary Minnesota winter.
Whether you're heading Up North, ice fishing, exploring the Boundary Waters, or relaxing at the cabin, this hoodie lets everyone know exactly how proud you are to be Midwestern As F**K.
Product Features
- Premium Lane Seven LS14001 3-Panel Fleece Hoodie
- Heavyweight fleece with an ultra-soft interior
- Comfortable unisex retail fit
- Three-panel hood for added warmth and comfort
- Matching flat drawcords
- Spacious front kangaroo pocket
- Ribbed cuffs and waistband
- High-quality, long-lasting full-color print
- Available in multiple hoodie colors
- Professionally printed in the USA
Perfect For
- Proud Minnesotans
- Cabin owners
- Lake lovers
- Walleye anglers
- Hockey fans
- Ice fishing enthusiasts
- Campers
- Hunters
- Outdoor adventurers
- Boundary Waters explorers
- Northwoods lovers
- Cabin weekends
- Family reunions
- Birthday gifts
- Christmas gifts
- Father's Day
- Mother's Day
- Anyone who's proudly Midwestern As F**K
From frozen lakes to summer sunsets over the water, this hoodie celebrates everything that makes Minnesota one of the most unique—and proudly Midwestern—states in America.
This Minnesota hoodie is part of our lineup of AF hoodie designs built to keep you warm and proud through every Midwest season.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
About the hoodie: Lane Seven LS14001
Clean lines and cozy layers. A soft 3-end fleece interior with a structured exterior, so it carries a bold print without looking bulky. Medium-heavy at 8.25 oz/yd² (280 g/m²), regular fit, and it runs true to size.
- 80% combed ring-spun cotton, 20% recycled polyester — the exact blend varies by color.
- Double-needle topstitching on every seam, with flat drawstrings and ribbed trims for a clean finish.
- Under 5% shrinkage.
- Tear-away label, so there is nothing to scratch.