Missouri Midwestern As F**K T-Shirt | Show-Me State Graphic Tee | Bella + Canvas 3001 | Slightly Salty Collection
Missouri Midwestern As F**K T-Shirt | Show-Me State Graphic Tee | Bella + Canvas 3001 | Slightly Salty Collection
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Show your Missouri pride with just the right amount of attitude in this Missouri Midwestern As F**K T-Shirt from the AnythingAF Slightly Salty Collection. This edition is the perfect middle ground between our Family Friendly AF designs and our No Filter As Fuck collection. It delivers the same bold Midwestern pride with just enough edge for those who like to keep things slightly salty.
Inspired by the history, landmarks, and traditions of the Show-Me State, this colorful vintage-style artwork brings together some of Missouri's most recognizable icons into one detailed graphic that lifelong Missourians and former residents will instantly appreciate.
The artwork features iconic Missouri elements including:
- Missouri state outline
- Gateway Arch
- St. Louis skyline
- Missouri State Capitol
- Mississippi River and riverboat
- Historic covered bridge
- Rolling farmland and cornfields
- Classic red barn
- Missouri barbecue
- Baseball heritage
- Welcome to Missouri – The Show-Me State sign
- Vintage Americana-inspired artwork
Printed on the premium Bella + Canvas 3001 unisex t-shirt, this tee offers exceptional softness, lightweight comfort, and a modern retail fit that's perfect for everyday wear. Whether you're headed to a Cardinals game, a backyard BBQ, a county fair, or simply representing your Missouri roots, this shirt lets everyone know you're proudly Midwestern—with just the right amount of attitude.
Available in 15 colors:
White, Vintage White, Athletic Heather, Dark Grey Heather, Black, Vintage Black, Red, Brown, Maroon, Mustard, Heather Aqua, Navy, Heather Prism Lilac, Pink, and Heather Peach.
Product Features
- Bella + Canvas 3001 premium unisex t-shirt
- Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Soft retail fit
- Lightweight and breathable
- Professionally printed with vibrant, durable inks
- Exclusive AnythingAF original artwork
- Available in 15 colors
- Part of the Slightly Salty Collection
Perfect For
- Missouri natives
- Former Missouri residents
- St. Louis locals
- Kansas City locals
- Springfield and Columbia residents
- BBQ lovers
- Baseball fans
- Farmers and outdoor enthusiasts
- Midwest road trips
- State fairs and festivals
- Birthday and holiday gifts
- Anyone who's proudly Midwestern As F**K
Celebrate the Show-Me State with the Missouri Midwestern As F**K T-Shirt from the AnythingAF Slightly Salty Collection. Printed on the premium Bella + Canvas 3001, this vintage-inspired graphic features the Gateway Arch, St. Louis skyline, Missouri State Capitol, Mississippi River, farming heritage, barbecue, and authentic Midwestern pride with just the right amount of attitude.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
About the shirt: Bella + Canvas 3001
A classic unisex jersey short-sleeve tee that fits like a well-loved favorite. 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, lightweight at 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²), so it breathes well and layers easily.
- Retail fit with a classic crew neckline — neat enough for semi-formal, easy for every day.
- Ribbed knit collar holds its shape; tapered shoulders and dual side seams keep the fit over time.
- Tear-away label, so there is nothing to scratch.
- Fabric varies by color: Ash and Heather Prism 99% cotton / 1% polyester · Heather and solid blends 52% cotton / 48% polyester · Athletic Heather and Black Heather 90% cotton / 10% polyester.
- Bella+Canvas manufactures in the US and internationally in a humane, no-sweatshop, sustainable way — a Fair Labor Association member and Platinum WRAP certified.