Midwestern As F**K Kansas Hoodie | Funny Kansas Pride Hoodie | Kansas Pride Merchandise | Slightly Salty Sunflower State Hoodie

Kansas born. Heartland raised. Slightly salty by nature.

Our Kansas As F**K Hoodie is for people who know there's something special about life under those enormous Kansas skies. Golden wheat fields, sunflowers along the roadside, old barns, windmills, small towns, and sunsets that seem to light up the entire prairie—this design brings the personality of the Sunflower State together with a little appropriately inappropriate Midwestern humor.

Part of our PG-13 Slightly Salty Collection, the bottom of the design intentionally reads AS F**K. Those two asterisks keep things censored—but nobody has to wonder what you're trying to say.

Kansas Through and Through

This vintage-inspired artwork was designed to look like an old piece of Kansas Americana rather than another generic state souvenir.

The recognizable Kansas state shape surrounds a colorful Great Plains landscape, while details throughout the artwork represent different pieces of Kansas history, agriculture, and culture.

You'll find sunflowers representing the Sunflower State, golden wheat honoring Kansas's agricultural heritage, and a Western Meadowlark representing the state bird. A traditional windmill, barn, grain facilities, cattle, and railroad imagery capture the rural landscape that has defined much of Kansas for generations.

And because few phrases capture the Kansas prairie better, the centerpiece includes Kansas – Home on the Range, a nod to the state's official song.

Above everything sits the bold distressed MIDWESTERN banner. Below it:

AS F**K.

That's where the Slightly Salty part comes in.

Your New Cold-Weather Kansas Favorite

Printed on our Lane Seven LS14001 unisex hoodie, this sweatshirt gives you the warmth and comfort you want when Kansas decides it's officially hoodie season.

The soft fleece interior makes it an easy choice for chilly mornings, Friday night sporting events, bonfires, farm chores, fall festivals, camping trips, tailgating, or simply heading into town when that famous Kansas wind starts blowing.

Its comfortable unisex fit also makes it easy to layer when the temperature really starts dropping.

A Different Kind of Kansas Gift

If you're shopping for someone who already owns plenty of ordinary Kansas gear, give them something with a little more attitude.

The Kansas As F**K Hoodie makes a fun gift for Kansas farmers, ranchers, hometown friends, rural families, college students, former residents, or anyone who moved away but still considers the Sunflower State home.

From Wichita and Topeka to Lawrence, Manhattan, Salina, Hutchinson, Dodge City, and all those small Kansas towns surrounded by miles of farmland, this hoodie celebrates a state that's proudly rural, unmistakably Midwestern, and just a little salty.

Kansas pride doesn't always have to be polite.

Care instructions

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

- Do not bleach

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Iron, steam or dry: low heat

- Do not dryclean