Slightly Salty Midwestern As F**K Iowa T-Shirt in Black – a distressed vintage design featuring the outline of Iowa overlaid with the Iowa state flag, surrounded by towering corn stalks, rolling farmland, a classic red barn, a windmill, a tractor, and an overflowing harvest basket

Midwestern As F**K Iowa T-Shirt | Funny Iowa Pride Tee | Bella + Canvas 3001 | Slightly Salty Iowa State Shirt

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$24.99
$24.99
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Slightly Salty Midwestern As F**K Iowa T-Shirt in Black – a distressed vintage design featuring the outline of Iowa overlaid with the Iowa state flag, surrounded by towering corn stalks, rolling farmland, a classic red barn, a windmill, a tractor, and an overflowing harvest basket
  • Slightly Salty Midwestern As F**K Iowa T-Shirt in Black – a distressed vintage design featuring the outline of Iowa overlaid with the Iowa state flag, surrounded by towering corn stalks, rolling farmland, a classic red barn, a windmill, a tractor, and an overflowing harvest basket
  • Two men standing together in Red Iowa Midwestern As F**K T-shirts
  • Slightly Salty Midwestern As F**K Iowa T-Shirt – product photo 2 featuring a distressed vintage design featuring the outline of Iowa overlaid with the Iowa state flag, surrounded by towering corn stalks, rolling farmland, a classic red barn, a windmill, a tractor, and an overflowing harvest basket
  • Slightly Salty Midwestern As F**K Iowa T-Shirt – product photo 3 featuring a distressed vintage design featuring the outline of Iowa overlaid with the Iowa state flag, surrounded by towering corn stalks, rolling farmland, a classic red barn, a windmill, a tractor, and an overflowing harvest basket
  • Slightly Salty Midwestern As F**K Iowa T-Shirt – product photo 4 featuring a distressed vintage design featuring the outline of Iowa overlaid with the Iowa state flag, surrounded by towering corn stalks, rolling farmland, a classic red barn, a windmill, a tractor, and an overflowing harvest basket
  • Slightly Salty Midwestern As F**K Iowa T-Shirt – product photo 5 featuring a distressed vintage design featuring the outline of Iowa overlaid with the Iowa state flag, surrounded by towering corn stalks, rolling farmland, a classic red barn, a windmill, a tractor, and an overflowing harvest basket
  • Slightly Salty Midwestern As F**K Iowa T-Shirt – product photo 6 featuring a distressed vintage design featuring the outline of Iowa overlaid with the Iowa state flag, surrounded by towering corn stalks, rolling farmland, a classic red barn, a windmill, a tractor, and an overflowing harvest basket
  • Slightly Salty Midwestern As F**K Iowa T-Shirt – product photo 7 featuring a distressed vintage design featuring the outline of Iowa overlaid with the Iowa state flag, surrounded by towering corn stalks, rolling farmland, a classic red barn, a windmill, a tractor, and an overflowing harvest basket
  • Slightly Salty Midwestern As F**K Iowa T-Shirt – product photo 8 featuring a distressed vintage design featuring the outline of Iowa overlaid with the Iowa state flag, surrounded by towering corn stalks, rolling farmland, a classic red barn, a windmill, a tractor, and an overflowing harvest basket
  • Slightly Salty Midwestern As F**K Iowa T-Shirt – product photo 9 featuring a distressed vintage design featuring the outline of Iowa overlaid with the Iowa state flag, surrounded by towering corn stalks, rolling farmland, a classic red barn, a windmill, a tractor, and an overflowing harvest basket
  • Slightly Salty Midwestern As F**K Iowa T-Shirt – product photo 10 featuring a distressed vintage design featuring the outline of Iowa overlaid with the Iowa state flag, surrounded by towering corn stalks, rolling farmland, a classic red barn, a windmill, a tractor, and an overflowing harvest basket
  • Slightly Salty Midwestern As F**K Iowa T-Shirt – product photo 11 featuring a distressed vintage design featuring the outline of Iowa overlaid with the Iowa state flag, surrounded by towering corn stalks, rolling farmland, a classic red barn, a windmill, a tractor, and an overflowing harvest basket
  • Slightly Salty Midwestern As F**K Iowa T-Shirt – product photo 12 featuring a distressed vintage design featuring the outline of Iowa overlaid with the Iowa state flag, surrounded by towering corn stalks, rolling farmland, a classic red barn, a windmill, a tractor, and an overflowing harvest basket
  • Slightly Salty Midwestern As F**K Iowa T-Shirt – product photo 13 featuring a distressed vintage design featuring the outline of Iowa overlaid with the Iowa state flag, surrounded by towering corn stalks, rolling farmland, a classic red barn, a windmill, a tractor, and an overflowing harvest basket
  • Heather Aqua Iowa Midwestern As F**K tee draped loosely on a white surface
  • Slightly Salty Midwestern As F**K Iowa T-Shirt – product photo 15 featuring a distressed vintage design featuring the outline of Iowa overlaid with the Iowa state flag, surrounded by towering corn stalks, rolling farmland, a classic red barn, a windmill, a tractor, and an overflowing harvest basket
  • Slightly Salty Midwestern As F**K Iowa T-Shirt – product photo 16 featuring a distressed vintage design featuring the outline of Iowa overlaid with the Iowa state flag, surrounded by towering corn stalks, rolling farmland, a classic red barn, a windmill, a tractor, and an overflowing harvest basket
  • Slightly Salty Midwestern As F**K Iowa T-Shirt – product photo 17 featuring a distressed vintage design featuring the outline of Iowa overlaid with the Iowa state flag, surrounded by towering corn stalks, rolling farmland, a classic red barn, a windmill, a tractor, and an overflowing harvest basket
  • Slightly Salty Midwestern As F**K Iowa T-Shirt – product photo 18 featuring a distressed vintage design featuring the outline of Iowa overlaid with the Iowa state flag, surrounded by towering corn stalks, rolling farmland, a classic red barn, a windmill, a tractor, and an overflowing harvest basket
  • Slightly Salty Midwestern As F**K Iowa T-Shirt – product photo 19 featuring a distressed vintage design featuring the outline of Iowa overlaid with the Iowa state flag, surrounded by towering corn stalks, rolling farmland, a classic red barn, a windmill, a tractor, and an overflowing harvest basket
  • Slightly Salty Midwestern As F**K Iowa T-Shirt – product photo 20 featuring a distressed vintage design featuring the outline of Iowa overlaid with the Iowa state flag, surrounded by towering corn stalks, rolling farmland, a classic red barn, a windmill, a tractor, and an overflowing harvest basket
  • Plain back of the White Iowa Midwestern As F**K tee, no print on the reverse
  • Slightly Salty Midwestern As F**K Iowa T-Shirt – product photo 22 featuring a distressed vintage design featuring the outline of Iowa overlaid with the Iowa state flag, surrounded by towering corn stalks, rolling farmland, a classic red barn, a windmill, a tractor, and an overflowing harvest basket
  • Plain back of the Vintage White Iowa Midwestern As F**K tee, no print on the reverse
  • Vintage White Iowa Midwestern As F**K tee folded, farm crest artwork in view
  • Slightly Salty Midwestern As F**K Iowa T-Shirt – product photo 25 featuring a distressed vintage design featuring the outline of Iowa overlaid with the Iowa state flag, surrounded by towering corn stalks, rolling farmland, a classic red barn, a windmill, a tractor, and an overflowing harvest basket
  • Plain back of the Vintage Black Iowa Midwestern As F**K tee, no print on the reverse
  • Slightly Salty Midwestern As F**K Iowa T-Shirt – product photo 27 featuring a distressed vintage design featuring the outline of Iowa overlaid with the Iowa state flag, surrounded by towering corn stalks, rolling farmland, a classic red barn, a windmill, a tractor, and an overflowing harvest basket
  • Slightly Salty Midwestern As F**K Iowa T-Shirt – product photo 28 featuring a distressed vintage design featuring the outline of Iowa overlaid with the Iowa state flag, surrounded by towering corn stalks, rolling farmland, a classic red barn, a windmill, a tractor, and an overflowing harvest basket
Midwestern As F**K Iowa T-Shirt | Funny Iowa Pride Tee | Bella + Canvas 3001 | Slightly Salty Iowa State Shirt

Midwestern As F**K Iowa T-Shirt | Funny Iowa Pride Tee | Bella + Canvas 3001 | Slightly Salty Iowa State Shirt

$24.99
$24.99

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If you know the smell of fresh-cut hay, measure distance in miles of cornfields, and think a county fair is the highlight of summer, you're probably Midwestern As F**K.

Our Midwestern As F**K – Iowa Edition is part of our Slightly Salty Collection, giving you the perfect blend of Midwest humor and Iowa pride without going fully uncensored. It's ideal for those who appreciate a little attitude while still keeping it just toned down enough for everyday wear.

This colorful vintage-inspired design features the outline of Iowa overlaid with the Iowa state flag, surrounded by towering corn stalks, rolling farmland, classic red barns, windmills, tractors, overflowing harvest baskets, hardworking farm families, and an ice-cold beer. Every detail celebrates the people and traditions that make Iowa one of the true agricultural capitals of America.

Printed on the incredibly soft Bella + Canvas 3001, this premium retail-fit t-shirt is lightweight, comfortable, and built for everything from working the farm to relaxing around the fire pit after a long day's work.

Whether you're at the Iowa State Fair, cheering on the Hawkeyes or Cyclones, grilling with friends, or simply showing your Iowa roots, this shirt proudly lets everyone know you're Midwestern As F**K.

Product Features

  • Premium Bella + Canvas 3001 unisex t-shirt
  • Ultra-soft Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
  • Lightweight retail fit for exceptional comfort
  • High-quality, durable full-color print
  • Available in multiple shirt colors
  • Professionally printed in the USA
  • Vibrant vintage-inspired distressed artwork

Perfect For

  • Proud Iowans
  • Farmers and farm families
  • Corn growers
  • Rural lifestyle enthusiasts
  • Iowa State Fair fans
  • Tractor lovers
  • Hawkeyes fans
  • Cyclones fans
  • Midwest natives
  • Small-town Americans
  • Farm kids
  • Bonfire nights
  • Birthday gifts
  • Christmas gifts
  • Father's Day
  • Mother's Day
  • Anyone who's proudly Midwestern As F**K

From sunrise in the cornfields to sunsets over the barn, this shirt is a tribute to Iowa's hardworking people, rich farming heritage, and unmistakable Midwest spirit.

Care instructions

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat

- Do not dryclean
About the shirt: Bella + Canvas 3001

A classic unisex jersey short-sleeve tee that fits like a well-loved favorite. 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, lightweight at 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²), so it breathes well and layers easily.

  • Retail fit with a classic crew neckline — neat enough for semi-formal, easy for every day.
  • Ribbed knit collar holds its shape; tapered shoulders and dual side seams keep the fit over time.
  • Tear-away label, so there is nothing to scratch.
  • Fabric varies by color: Ash and Heather Prism 99% cotton / 1% polyester · Heather and solid blends 52% cotton / 48% polyester · Athletic Heather and Black Heather 90% cotton / 10% polyester.
  • Bella+Canvas manufactures in the US and internationally in a humane, no-sweatshop, sustainable way — a Fair Labor Association member and Platinum WRAP certified.

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