Black 50 AS F**K birthday tee laid flat, bold white brush-stroke lettering

50 As F**K Birthday T-Shirt – Funny 50th Birthday Half Century Shirt – Slightly Salty PG-13 Edition

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Black 50 AS F**K birthday tee laid flat, bold white brush-stroke lettering
  • Black 50 AS F**K birthday tee laid flat, bold white brush-stroke lettering
  • Man in the white 50 AS F**K tee at his birthday party with two teenagers, balloons and a cake
  • Two men standing together in red 50 AS F**K birthday t-shirts
  • Two women side by side in Athletic Heather tees with the black 50 AS F**K print
  • Bella + Canvas 3001 size chart with width, length and sleeve measurements in inches and centimetres
  • Two women arm in arm in matching pink 50 AS F**K birthday tees
  • Natural Vintage White tee laid flat and rumpled with the black 50 AS F**K print
  • Woman indoors beside a potted palm wearing the dark brown 50 AS F**K birthday tee
  • Two men standing together in black 50 AS F**K birthday t-shirts and jeans
  • Folded black birthday tees stacked, the white 50 filling the top fold
  • Man wearing the black 50 AS F**K birthday t-shirt with jeans, front view
  • Woman with hand on hip wearing the black 50 AS F**K birthday tee
  • Woman by a houseplant in the Heather Peach tee, black 50 AS F**K print
  • Heather Peach birthday tee on a wooden hanger showing the black front print
  • Heather Aqua birthday tee hanging on a hanger, white 50 AS F**K graphic facing front
  • Woman wearing the Heather Aqua 50 AS F**K birthday t-shirt with dark jeans
  • Close crop of the Heather Aqua tee laid flat, white 50 AS F**K brush strokes in detail
  • Woman posing with hand on hip in the Heather Aqua 50 AS F**K birthday tee
  • Man wearing the navy 50 AS F**K birthday t-shirt, front view
  • Smiling woman in the Heather Prism Lilac tee with the black 50 AS F**K print
  • Woman beside a houseplant wearing the maroon 50 AS F**K birthday t-shirt
  • Woman indoors by a plant wearing the pink 50 AS F**K birthday tee
  • Pink birthday t-shirt on a hanger with the white 50 AS F**K brush print
  • Folded red birthday tees stacked with the white 50 across the top fold
  • Red birthday t-shirt laid flat and slightly rumpled, white 50 AS F**K graphic
  • Man wearing the red 50 AS F**K birthday tee, front view
  • Back of the white birthday t-shirt, left blank as this design prints front only
  • Folded white birthday tees stacked, the black 50 showing on the top fold
  • White birthday t-shirt laid flat and rumpled with the black 50 AS F**K print
  • Red-haired woman wearing the white 50 AS F**K birthday tee with blue jeans
  • Back of the natural Vintage White tee, blank because the graphic prints on the front
  • Folded Vintage White tees stacked, black 50 print visible on the top fold
  • Smiling woman wearing the Vintage White 50 AS F**K birthday tee with jeans
  • Back of the Vintage Black birthday tee, blank as the design prints front only
  • Folded Vintage Black tees stacked with the white 50 across the top fold
  • Vintage Black birthday t-shirt laid flat and rumpled, white 50 AS F**K chest graphic
50 As F**K Birthday T-Shirt – Funny 50th Birthday Half Century Shirt – Slightly Salty PG-13 Edition

50 As F**K Birthday T-Shirt – Funny 50th Birthday Half Century Shirt – Slightly Salty PG-13 Edition

$24.99
$24.99

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50 Years. Half a Century. 50 As F**K.

Turning 50 is a pretty big fucking deal.

Okay, technically we're trying to keep this one PG-13, so let's try that again:

Turning 50 is a pretty big F**K-ing deal.

The 50 As F**K Birthday T-Shirt celebrates five decades of life with just enough censorship to keep things Slightly Salty. Featuring bold distressed brush lettering, this shirt proudly announces 50 AS F**K without going completely uncensored.

It's funny. It's loud. It's a little inappropriate.

Sounds about right for 50.

Made for the Half-Century Club

You've officially accumulated 50 years of birthdays, memories, mistakes, accomplishments and stories — including a few stories that probably shouldn't be told at the birthday party.

Whether you're celebrating your own big 5-0 or shopping for someone who's about to join the half-century club, this shirt makes the milestone impossible to ignore.

It's perfect for a 50th birthday party, surprise party, dinner, night out, bar crawl, cruise, vacation, weekend getaway or just walking around reminding younger people that you've somehow managed to survive this long.

A Funny 50th Birthday Gift for Men or Women

Forget another generic coffee mug or "Over the Hill" gag gift.

Give them something they'll actually want to wear.

The 50 As F**K shirt makes a funny milestone birthday gift for a husband, wife, boyfriend, girlfriend, mom, dad, brother, sister, best friend or coworker who's turning 50 and can appreciate a little PG-13 birthday humor.

It's especially appropriate for the person who keeps saying:

"I can't believe I'm 50."

Don't worry. The giant 50 across their chest should help them remember.

Non-Personalized and More Affordable

Love the design but don't need anything customized?

This is our ready-to-order, non-personalized 50 As F**K shirt, which means there's no custom text, individual artwork setup or personalization approval required.

Because we don't have to customize the design specifically for you, this version costs less than our personalized 50 As F**K Birthday T-Shirt.

Just choose your size and color and you're ready to celebrate.

Want a different age or custom wording instead? Our personalized version lets you change the 50 to another age, number or word.

Available in Several T-Shirt Colors

The design is available on multiple carefully selected shirt colors, giving you choices without sacrificing how the artwork looks.

We pair the appropriate version of the artwork with each garment color so there's strong contrast between the 50 AS F**K design and the shirt itself. Lighter garments receive artwork suited for light backgrounds, while darker garments use a version designed to remain bold and highly visible.

You pick your favorite color. We'll make sure the design works with it.

Slightly Salty PG-13 Edition

This shirt sits right in the sweet spot between our family-friendly AF Edition and our completely uncensored As Fuck / No Filter Edition.

The two asterisks are intentional.

It's F**K — F, two asterisks, then K.

Just enough censorship to make it Slightly Salty without completely washing its mouth out with soap.

After all, you've made it through half a century.

You should be allowed to be 50 As F**K.

Care instructions

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat

- Do not dryclean
About the shirt: Bella + Canvas 3001

A classic unisex jersey short-sleeve tee that fits like a well-loved favorite. 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, lightweight at 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²), so it breathes well and layers easily.

  • Retail fit with a classic crew neckline — neat enough for semi-formal, easy for every day.
  • Ribbed knit collar holds its shape; tapered shoulders and dual side seams keep the fit over time.
  • Tear-away label, so there is nothing to scratch.
  • Fabric varies by color: Ash and Heather Prism 99% cotton / 1% polyester · Heather and solid blends 52% cotton / 48% polyester · Athletic Heather and Black Heather 90% cotton / 10% polyester.
  • Bella+Canvas manufactures in the US and internationally in a humane, no-sweatshop, sustainable way — a Fair Labor Association member and Platinum WRAP certified.

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