Midwestern As F**K Iowa Hoodie | Funny Iowa Pride Hoodie | Lane Seven LS14001 3-Panel Fleece | Slightly Salty Hawkeye State Hoodie
Midwestern As F**K Iowa Hoodie | Funny Iowa Pride Hoodie | Lane Seven LS14001 3-Panel Fleece | Slightly Salty Hawkeye State Hoodie
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Made to order — we print your item after you order it, so nothing sits in a warehouse.
Production takes 2–7 business days. Delivery is then 3–7 business days in the US and 10–20 business days internationally.
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Arrived damaged, defective, misprinted, or just wrong? Email us within 30 days with a photo and your order number and we'll send a free replacement or a full refund — no need to mail anything back.
Because each item is printed to order, we can't take returns for size or change of mind. Check the size chart above before ordering, or email us and we'll help you pick.
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FAQ
Hard work, endless cornfields, county fairs, and small-town pride—life in Iowa is as authentic as it gets. If you believe a day on the farm, a cold beer after work, and a beautiful Midwest sunset are about as good as life gets, then you're probably Midwestern As F**K.
Our Midwestern As F**K – Iowa Edition is part of our Slightly Salty Collection, designed for people who enjoy a little edge without going completely uncensored. It's the perfect hoodie for proud Iowans who appreciate Midwest humor and aren't afraid to show their Hawkeye State pride. Anything AF continues to rank among the top AF hoodie brands for Midwesterners who want quality and personality in one hoodie.
The vibrant vintage-inspired artwork features the outline of Iowa overlaid with the Iowa state flag and surrounded by iconic Iowa imagery, including towering corn stalks, rolling farmland, classic red barns, windmills, tractors, overflowing harvest baskets, hardworking farm families, and an ice-cold beer. Every element pays tribute to Iowa's agricultural heritage and the people who make it one of America's most hardworking states.
Printed on the premium Lane Seven LS14001 3-Panel Fleece Hoodie, this heavyweight hoodie provides outstanding warmth, comfort, and durability. Whether you're working outdoors, attending the Iowa State Fair, tailgating before the game, or enjoying a bonfire on a cool Midwest evening, this hoodie is built to keep you comfortable while showing off your Iowa roots.
Product Features
- Premium Lane Seven LS14001 3-Panel Fleece Hoodie
- Heavyweight fleece with an ultra-soft brushed interior
- Comfortable unisex retail fit
- Three-panel hood for superior warmth and comfort
- Matching flat drawcords
- Spacious front kangaroo pocket
- Ribbed cuffs and waistband
- High-quality, long-lasting full-color print
- Available in multiple hoodie colors
- Professionally printed in the USA
Perfect For
- Proud Iowans
- Farmers and farm families
- Corn growers
- Rural lifestyle enthusiasts
- Iowa State Fair visitors
- Tractor enthusiasts
- Hawkeyes fans
- Cyclones fans
- Midwest natives
- Small-town Americans
- Farm kids
- Bonfire nights
- Birthday gifts
- Christmas gifts
- Father's Day
- Mother's Day
- Anyone who's proudly Midwestern As F**K
Whether you're harvesting fields, grilling with friends, watching football on the weekend, or enjoying another Iowa sunset, this hoodie is made for those who proudly live the Midwest lifestyle every day.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
About the hoodie: Lane Seven LS14001
Clean lines and cozy layers. A soft 3-end fleece interior with a structured exterior, so it carries a bold print without looking bulky. Medium-heavy at 8.25 oz/yd² (280 g/m²), regular fit, and it runs true to size.
- 80% combed ring-spun cotton, 20% recycled polyester — the exact blend varies by color.
- Double-needle topstitching on every seam, with flat drawstrings and ribbed trims for a clean finish.
- Under 5% shrinkage.
- Tear-away label, so there is nothing to scratch.