Black Nebraska tee laid flat, the farm badge with corn stalks and a red barn on the chest

Midwestern As F**K Nebraska T-Shirt | Funny Nebraska Pride Tee | Cornhusker State Shirt Styles | Slightly Salty Cornhusker State Shirt

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$24.99
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Black Nebraska tee laid flat, the farm badge with corn stalks and a red barn on the chest

Midwestern As F**K Nebraska T-Shirt | Funny Nebraska Pride Tee | Cornhusker State Shirt Styles | Slightly Salty Cornhusker State Shirt

$24.99
Sale price  $24.99 Regular price 

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Made to order — we print your item after you order it, so nothing sits in a warehouse.

Production takes 2–7 business days. Delivery is then 3–7 business days in the US and 10–20 business days internationally.

You'll get tracking by email when it ships.

Arrived damaged, defective, misprinted, or just wrong? Email us within 30 days with a photo and your order number and we'll send a free replacement or a full refund — no need to mail anything back.

Because each item is printed to order, we can't take returns for size or change of mind. Check the size chart above before ordering, or email us and we'll help you pick.

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Nebraska pride—with just a little extra salt.

Our Nebraska As F**K T-Shirt is for people who love the Good Life but aren't quite satisfied with simply calling themselves "Nebraska proud." This one turns the attitude up a notch while keeping things just tame enough for our PG-13 Slightly Salty Collection.

The vintage-inspired design celebrates the unmistakable character of Nebraska with the state itself as the centerpiece. Inside you'll find a nostalgic heartland landscape inspired by Nebraska's wide-open farmland, glowing sunsets, barns, windmills, cornfields, and rural scenery.

Across the top, bold distressed MIDWESTERN lettering establishes exactly where your roots are planted. Down below, AS F**K delivers the punchline—with those two strategically placed asterisks doing just enough work to leave the full version to your imagination.

The Good Life, Slightly Salty

Nebraska has never needed mountains, oceans, or skyscrapers to make an impression.

Give us open fields, a country road, a weathered barn, a ridiculously beautiful sunset, and a town where waving at somebody you don't know is still completely normal.

That's the Nebraska represented in this design.

The distressed artwork has the character of an old piece of Midwestern Americana, with The Good Life, Home Grown, and Heartland Strong details reinforcing the agricultural roots and hardworking spirit behind the state.

It's Nebraska apparel for people who want something with considerably more personality than another ordinary souvenir shirt.

Comfortable Enough for the Good Life

This design is printed on the Bella + Canvas 3001 unisex t-shirt, offering a soft, lightweight feel and modern retail fit that's comfortable enough for everyday wear.

Throw it on for a county fair, road trip, backyard BBQ, small-town festival, farm show, family gathering, or just another day representing Nebraska.

For Nebraskans Near and Far

Whether home means Omaha, Lincoln, Grand Island, Kearney, North Platte, Scottsbluff, or a tiny Nebraska town most people outside the state have never heard of, this shirt celebrates the place that made you who you are.

It also makes a fun Nebraska gift for farmers, hometown friends, college students, former residents, Midwest transplants, or that family member who has absolutely no problem telling everyone where they're from.

Because "Nebraska Proud" is nice.

Nebraska As F**K says it better.

Care instructions

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat

- Do not dryclean

About the shirt: Bella + Canvas 3001

A classic unisex jersey short-sleeve tee that fits like a well-loved favorite. 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, lightweight at 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²), so it breathes well and layers easily.

  • Retail fit with a classic crew neckline — neat enough for semi-formal, easy for every day.
  • Ribbed knit collar holds its shape; tapered shoulders and dual side seams keep the fit over time.
  • Tear-away label, so there is nothing to scratch.
  • Fabric varies by color: Ash and Heather Prism 99% cotton / 1% polyester · Heather and solid blends 52% cotton / 48% polyester · Athletic Heather and Black Heather 90% cotton / 10% polyester.
  • Bella+Canvas manufactures in the US and internationally in a humane, no-sweatshop, sustainable way — a Fair Labor Association member and Platinum WRAP certified.

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