Midwestern As F**K Illinois Hoodie | Funny Illinois Pride Hoodie | Lane Seven LS14001 3-Panel Fleece | Slightly Salty Prairie State Hoodie
Midwestern As F**K Illinois Hoodie | Funny Illinois Pride Hoodie | Lane Seven LS14001 3-Panel Fleece | Slightly Salty Prairie State Hoodie
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Production takes 2–7 business days. Delivery is then 3–7 business days in the US and 10–20 business days internationally.
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Chicago grit. Small-town values. Endless cornfields. Legendary food. If that sounds like home, you're probably Midwestern As F**K.
Our Midwestern As F**K – Illinois Edition is part of the AnythingAF Slightly Salty Collection, created for people who appreciate Midwest humor with just the right amount of attitude. The F**K styling uses asterisks in place of the U and C, giving the design a clever, toned-down edge while making the message unmistakable.
This colorful vintage-inspired artwork showcases the very best of the Prairie State. The Illinois state outline is overlaid with the official state flag and surrounded by iconic Illinois landmarks including the Chicago skyline, the Chicago Theatre sign, The Bean, the elevated "L" train, deep-dish pizza, a Chicago-style hot dog, baseball celebrating Chicago's rich baseball tradition, towering corn, and the beautiful farmland that has made Illinois one of America's agricultural powerhouses.
Printed on the premium Lane Seven LS14001 3-Panel Fleece Hoodie, this heavyweight hoodie is built for comfort, warmth, and everyday wear. Whether you're exploring downtown Chicago, cheering on your favorite baseball team, visiting the Illinois State Fair, tailgating on a crisp fall afternoon, or relaxing around a bonfire, this hoodie keeps you warm while proudly representing your Illinois roots. Each piece features custom AF hoodie printing that keeps the artwork vivid wash after wash.
Whether you grew up in Chicago, Springfield, Rockford, Peoria, Champaign, or a small farming town, this hoodie lets everyone know exactly where your heart belongs—you’re Midwestern As F**K.
Product Features
- Premium Lane Seven LS14001 3-Panel Fleece Hoodie
- Heavyweight fleece with an ultra-soft brushed interior
- Comfortable unisex retail fit
- Three-panel hood for superior warmth and comfort
- Matching flat drawcords
- Spacious front kangaroo pocket
- Ribbed cuffs and waistband
- High-quality, long-lasting vintage distressed print
- Available in multiple hoodie colors
- Professionally printed in the USA
- Exclusive AnythingAF Slightly Salty Collection design
Perfect For
- Proud Illinois natives
- Chicago residents
- Downstate Illinois locals
- Cubs fans
- White Sox fans
- Baseball enthusiasts
- Deep-dish pizza lovers
- Chicago-style hot dog fans
- Farmers and rural Illinois communities
- Route 66 travelers
- Illinois State Fair visitors
- Midwest enthusiasts
- Birthday gifts
- Christmas gifts
- Father's Day
- Mother's Day
- Anyone who's proudly Midwestern As F**K
From the skyline of Chicago to the quiet beauty of Illinois farmland, this hoodie celebrates the people, traditions, and unmistakable character that make the Prairie State one of the true icons of the American Midwest.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
About the hoodie: Lane Seven LS14001
Clean lines and cozy layers. A soft 3-end fleece interior with a structured exterior, so it carries a bold print without looking bulky. Medium-heavy at 8.25 oz/yd² (280 g/m²), regular fit, and it runs true to size.
- 80% combed ring-spun cotton, 20% recycled polyester — the exact blend varies by color.
- Double-needle topstitching on every seam, with flat drawstrings and ribbed trims for a clean finish.
- Under 5% shrinkage.
- Tear-away label, so there is nothing to scratch.