Funny Birthday & Retirement Shirts for Adults: Personalized, Clean, Censored or No Filter

Another trip around the sun deserves a shirt that says so — and so does the day you finally stop setting an alarm. Some of these you build yourself: add a name, an age or a photo, and we send a proof back before anything is printed. Others are ready to order exactly as shown, if the number is all you need. Birthday AF stays clean enough for grandparents and group photos, Birthday As F**K lands in the middle with the asterisks doing the work, and Birthday As Fuck is built for bar crawls and milestone parties that go sideways. The Retirement section at the bottom covers the one milestone people actually count down to. Made to order on Bella + Canvas 3001 unisex tees.

Personalized Birthday Custom Text & Or Image Just The Way You Want It ✍️

Want a personalized birthday shirt with picture, name and age on it? These are the ones you build. Pick any age or swap the number for a word entirely — 30, 50, OLD, RETIRED — and we send you a digital proof to approve before anything goes to press.

Every design on AnythingAF.com is our own — drawn, written, and built in-house by us, which means you won’t find them anywhere else. It also means we can change them. If you want one of our designs tweaked for you — a different color, your name on it, your state, your unit, your inside joke — just ask, and we’ll do it at no extra cost. Email us at information@anythingaf.com or send us a message on our Facebook page, and we’ll get right back to you.

Birthday AF Edition 😇

Clean enough for the group photo. If you are hunting for funny 50th birthday shirt ideas that grandparents can stand next to, start here — all the attitude of the AnythingAF style with none of the words actually spelled out. Ready to order as shown, no customizing needed.

Birthday As Fuck NSFW Edition 🤬

No asterisks, no abbreviation, nothing softened. These are naughty birthday shirts for adults who stopped filtering themselves a few decades back, printed exactly as written — so read the room before you wrap one.

Birthday As F**K Slightly Salty Edition 😉

The middle ground. These are unique birthday shirts with curse words left in but starred out, so the joke still lands at the party without getting anyone uninvited from Sunday dinner. F**K — exactly like that.

Retirement Edition — Retired AF, As F**K or As Fuck 🎉

Clocking out for the last time deserves better than a card. These are funny retirement shirts for men and women in the same three editions as the birthday tees, so you decide how loud the shirt gets at the send-off party. Ready to order exactly as shown.

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