Missouri Midwestern As F**K Hoodie | Show-Me State Graphic Pullover | Lane Seven LS14001 Fleece Hoodie | Slightly Salty Collection
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Represent the Show-Me State in comfort with this Missouri Midwestern As F**K Hoodie from the AnythingAF Slightly Salty Collection. Created for those who like their Midwestern pride with just a little extra personality, this design delivers the perfect balance between our Family Friendly AF edition and our bold No Filter As Fuck collection.
Featuring richly detailed vintage-style artwork, this hoodie highlights the landmarks, history, and rural traditions that make Missouri a place people are proud to call home. Whether you're from St. Louis, Kansas City, Springfield, Columbia, or a small farming community, this design celebrates the unique spirit of the Show-Me State. This Missouri piece is just one of our many AF hoodie designs celebrating hometown pride across the Midwest.
The artwork includes iconic Missouri favorites such as:
- Missouri state outline
- Gateway Arch
- St. Louis skyline
- Missouri State Capitol
- Mississippi River and riverboat
- Historic covered bridge
- Cornfields and rolling farmland
- Classic Missouri barn
- Kansas City barbecue
- Baseball tradition
- Welcome to Missouri – The Show-Me State sign
- Vintage Americana-inspired artwork
Printed on the premium Lane Seven LS14001 fleece hoodie, this heavyweight pullover features a soft brushed fleece interior, a durable three-panel hood, matching drawstrings, and a roomy kangaroo pocket. It's built for cool fall evenings, winter weekends, road trips, bonfires, sporting events, and everyday comfort.
Available in 10 hoodie colors:
White, Heather Grey, Charcoal Heather, Black, Red, Oatmeal Heather, Army Green, Navy, Lilac, and Pale Pink.
Product Features
- Premium Lane Seven LS14001 fleece hoodie
- Soft brushed fleece interior
- Comfortable unisex fit
- Three-panel hood with matching drawstrings
- Front kangaroo pocket
- Rib-knit cuffs and waistband
- Professionally printed with vibrant, long-lasting inks
- Detailed vintage Missouri artwork
- Available in 10 hoodie colors
- Exclusive AnythingAF original design
- Part of the Slightly Salty Collection
Perfect For
- Missouri natives
- Former Missouri residents
- St. Louis and Kansas City locals
- Springfield, Columbia, and Jefferson City residents
- Farmers and ranch families
- BBQ enthusiasts
- Baseball fans
- Camping and bonfires
- Road trips across the Midwest
- Holiday and birthday gifts
- Anyone who's proudly Midwestern As F**K
Whether you're cheering on your favorite team, exploring Missouri backroads, gathering around a campfire, or simply enjoying hoodie season, this premium fleece hoodie lets you wear your Missouri pride with comfort, warmth, and just the right amount of attitude.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
About the hoodie: Lane Seven LS14001
Clean lines and cozy layers. A soft 3-end fleece interior with a structured exterior, so it carries a bold print without looking bulky. Medium-heavy at 8.25 oz/yd² (280 g/m²), regular fit, and it runs true to size.
- 80% combed ring-spun cotton, 20% recycled polyester — the exact blend varies by color.
- Double-needle topstitching on every seam, with flat drawstrings and ribbed trims for a clean finish.
- Under 5% shrinkage.
- Tear-away label, so there is nothing to scratch.