Birthday As F**K T-Shirt – Red Print | Personalized Birthday Graphic Tee
Birthday As F**K T-Shirt – Red Print | Personalized Birthday Graphic Tee
Your Special Instructions:
Once ordered, a Mockup will be sent to you via email for your approval - We'll make your design look great once you personalize it!
Made to order — we print your item after you order it, so nothing sits in a warehouse.
Production takes 2–7 business days. Delivery is then 3–7 business days in the US and 10–20 business days internationally.
You'll get tracking by email when it ships.
Arrived damaged, defective, misprinted, or just wrong? Email us within 30 days with a photo and your order number and we'll send a free replacement or a full refund — no need to mail anything back.
Because each item is printed to order, we can't take returns for size or change of mind.
Check the size chart above before ordering, or email us and we'll help you pick.
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FAQ
Red Print. Impossible to Miss.
This is the red version of our personalized Birthday As F**K tee. The lettering carries across a room, and the asterisks keep it just barely polite — which is roughly the tone most milestone birthdays deserve.
Turning 30, 40, 50, 60 or 70? Tell us the number and we build the shirt around it.
Three Things You Decide
1. The big word. It sits above the graphic and it carries the whole joke. Old. Fifty. Forty. Retired. Grandpa. Grandma. Fabulous. Legendary. Or something only their family would find funny.
2. The line underneath. A name, an age, a birth year, the date of the party, or a short message. Skip it entirely if the big word already says enough.
3. Their face. Send a photo and we will cut it out or redraw it and work it into the artwork. Or don't — the design stands up fine without one.
The Preview Is Not the Product
Everything you type and upload is an instruction to us, not a finished layout. A photo that looks enormous, text sitting crooked, a line overrunning the edge — none of that is yours to fix. Positioning, sizing and spacing are our job, and there is no charge for it.
A completed mockup comes to your email. Nothing reaches the printer until you have looked at it and said yes.
Six Steps, Start to Finish
- Choose a size and a shirt color.
- Enter the big word.
- Enter the name, age or date for the line beneath it.
- Upload a photo if you want one in the design.
- Note any requests — font, layout, spacing — in the instructions box.
- Approve the mockup we send back, and we print it.
What It's Printed On
A lightweight 4.2 oz unisex tee in 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, with a ribbed collar, shoulder tape, side seams and a tear-away label. The red front print is applied with durable DTF/DTG printing.
It earns its keep at milestone birthday parties, bar crawls, bachelor and bachelorette weekends and family get-togethers. Part of the Slightly Salty Edition — PG-13, asterisks in place.
Care instructions:
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
About the shirt: Bella + Canvas 3001
A classic unisex jersey short-sleeve tee that fits like a well-loved favorite. 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, lightweight at 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²), so it breathes well and layers easily.
- Retail fit with a classic crew neckline — neat enough for semi-formal, easy for every day.
- Ribbed knit collar holds its shape; tapered shoulders and dual side seams keep the fit over time.
- Tear-away label, so there is nothing to scratch.
- Fabric varies by color: Ash and Heather Prism 99% cotton / 1% polyester · Heather and solid blends 52% cotton / 48% polyester · Athletic Heather and Black Heather 90% cotton / 10% polyester.
- Bella+Canvas manufactures in the US and internationally in a humane, no-sweatshop, sustainable way — a Fair Labor Association member and Platinum WRAP certified.