Salty As F**k Hoodie | Vintage Salt Girl Umbrella Graphic | Slightly Salty | Anything AF
Salty As F**k Hoodie | Vintage Salt Girl Umbrella Graphic | Slightly Salty | Anything AF
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Production takes 2–7 business days. Delivery is then 3–7 business days in the US and 10–20 business days internationally.
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The Salty As F**k Umbrella Hoodie
Life throws a lot of 'flavors' at you, and sometimes, the only authentic choice is to embrace your deliciously blunt self. Inspired by the classic vintage salt girl illustration, this premium hoodie captures that exact mood with a whimsical figure under a rain of salt, boldly stating the undeniable truth. It's for those who appreciate wit, directness, and a touch of rebellious charm.
Why You'll Love It:
- Expresses your sharp wit and honest, confident attitude.
- Features a standout vintage salt girl graphic that's both charming and subversive.
- Turns heads and sparks conversations with its unique blend of humor and style.
Product Features for Lane Seven 14001:
Fabrication: Fabric weight: 8.2 oz/yd² (280 g/m²). 80% Ringspun cotton, 10% polyester, 10% recycled polyester
Sizing: Unisex Sizing
Fit: Regular fit
Seams: Side-seamed
Label: Tear away label
About the hoodie: Lane Seven LS14001
Clean lines and cozy layers. A soft 3-end fleece interior with a structured exterior, so it carries a bold print without looking bulky. Medium-heavy at 8.25 oz/yd² (280 g/m²), regular fit, and it runs true to size.
- 80% combed ring-spun cotton, 20% recycled polyester — the exact blend varies by color.
- Double-needle topstitching on every seam, with flat drawstrings and ribbed trims for a clean finish.
- Under 5% shrinkage.
- Tear-away label, so there is nothing to scratch.