Distressed Smiley As Fuck Emoji T-Shirt | Vintage NSFW Graphic Tee
Distressed Smiley As Fuck Emoji T-Shirt | Vintage NSFW Graphic Tee
Shipping & Returns
Made to order — we print your item after you order it, so nothing sits in a warehouse.
Production takes 2–7 business days. Delivery is then 3–7 business days in the US and 10–20 business days internationally.
You'll get tracking by email when it ships.
Arrived damaged, defective, misprinted, or just wrong? Email us within 30 days with a photo and your order number and we'll send a free replacement or a full refund — no need to mail anything back.
Because each item is printed to order, we can't take returns for size or change of mind. Check the size chart above before ordering, or email us and we'll help you pick.
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The smiley face, battered and unbothered. Distressed Smiley As Fuck takes a worn, cracked-texture version of the classic happy face and pairs it with lettering that doesn't pull any punches — happy, tired, or just plain over it, said exactly like you mean it.
Vintage grit meets zero filter. For anyone who wears their mood distressed and their words uncensored.
What makes it stand out:
- Distressed, cracked-texture smiley emoji graphic
- Uncensored "AS FUCK" lettering, full volume
- Vintage, worn-in print finish
Printed on the Bella + Canvas 3001 — 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, retail fit, unisex sizing, tear-away label so there's nothing to irritate your neck.
About the shirt: Bella + Canvas 3001
A classic unisex jersey short-sleeve tee that fits like a well-loved favorite. 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, lightweight at 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²), so it breathes well and layers easily.
- Retail fit with a classic crew neckline — neat enough for semi-formal, easy for every day.
- Ribbed knit collar holds its shape; tapered shoulders and dual side seams keep the fit over time.
- Tear-away label, so there is nothing to scratch.
- Fabric varies by color: Ash and Heather Prism 99% cotton / 1% polyester · Heather and solid blends 52% cotton / 48% polyester · Athletic Heather and Black Heather 90% cotton / 10% polyester.
- Bella+Canvas manufactures in the US and internationally in a humane, no-sweatshop, sustainable way — a Fair Labor Association member and Platinum WRAP certified.