Midwestern As F**K Hoodie | Midwest Pride Fleece Sweatshirt

Say it with just enough asterisks to keep 'em guessing. You know what it means. They know what it means. And that's exactly the point.

The Midwestern As F**k Hoodie carries the same energy as the uncensored original — cornfields, brutal winters, Friday night football, and casseroles — just toned down just enough to wear around the in-laws, the church potluck, or the office holiday party without anyone having to ask what it means. It's for the people who don't need to explain where they're from or why they're proud of it, because it's already on their chest.

Same real cold-weather build as the rest of the lineup: the Lane Seven Three-Panel Fleece Hoodie, which in the Midwest counts as most of the year's wardrobe.

• Kangaroo pouch pocket, adjustable hood, metal grommets
• Medium-heavy 8.25 oz brushed 3-end fleece that actually holds warmth
• 80% combed ring-spun cotton / 20% recycled polyester — soft, no-itch feel
• True-to-size regular fit
• Double-needle topstitching and twill neck tape — holds up wash after wash, under 5% shrinkage

Comes in White, Black, Pale Pink, Army Green, Navy, or Red — print color is matched to your shirt color by default, but a custom color on any shade is one message away, no extra charge.

Want it fully spelled out instead? The uncensored Midwestern As Fuck version is in the shop too — same shirt, same blank, all the way honest. Prefer it squeaky clean? The Midwestern AF version has you covered.

Pick your color, throw it on, and let the hoodie do the talking.

Care instructions

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

- Do not bleach

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Iron, steam or dry: low heat

- Do not dryclean