Army green As Fuck Measurement tee, back view with the measurement chart graphic

As Fuck Is My Favorite Measurement Funny Front & Back Bella+Canvas 3001 T-Shirt | 2 Sided Print | Graphic Tee

XS / Army
$29.99
Sale price  $29.99 Regular price 
Skip to product information
Army green As Fuck Measurement tee, back view with the measurement chart graphic

As Fuck Is My Favorite Measurement Funny Front & Back Bella+Canvas 3001 T-Shirt | 2 Sided Print | Graphic Tee

$29.99
Sale price  $29.99 Regular price 

Share:

Made to order — we print your item after you order it, so nothing sits in a warehouse.

Production takes 2–7 business days. Delivery is then 3–7 business days in the US and 10–20 business days internationally.

You'll get tracking by email when it ships.

Arrived damaged, defective, misprinted, or just wrong? Email us within 30 days with a photo and your order number and we'll send a free replacement or a full refund — no need to mail anything back.

Because each item is printed to order, we can't take returns for size or change of mind. Check the size chart above before ordering, or email us and we'll help you pick.

Shipping Policy
Refund Policy
FAQ

When "AF" just isn't enough, this As Fuck Is My Favorite Measurement t-shirt says exactly what everyone's thinking. Featuring a small left chest print on the front and a large, eye-catching back graphic, this shirt humorously explains the universal unit of measurement everyone understands.

The oversized back design includes hilarious comparisons like:

  • Long As Fuck
  • Fast As Fuck
  • Big As Fuck
  • Short As Fuck
  • Loud As Fuck
  • Strong As Fuck

Printed on the incredibly soft Bella + Canvas 3001 premium unisex t-shirt, this tee is lightweight, comfortable, and built for everyday wear. Whether you're headed to a car show, the gym, a party, a concert, or just enjoy sarcastic humor, this shirt is guaranteed to start conversations and get laughs.

Features

  • Premium Bella + Canvas 3001 Unisex T-Shirt
  • Small left chest front print
  • Large full-back graphic print
  • Soft Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
  • Modern retail fit
  • Side-seamed construction
  • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
  • Available in multiple colors
  • Professionally printed in the USA
  • Makes a great gift for friends, coworkers, gym lovers, gearheads, truck enthusiasts, and anyone with a twisted sense of humor

Perfect for birthdays, Father's Day, bachelor parties, holidays, or simply adding another hilarious graphic tee to your collection.

Care instructions:

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat

- Do not dryclean

About the shirt: Bella + Canvas 3001

A classic unisex jersey short-sleeve tee that fits like a well-loved favorite. 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, lightweight at 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²), so it breathes well and layers easily.

  • Retail fit with a classic crew neckline — neat enough for semi-formal, easy for every day.
  • Ribbed knit collar holds its shape; tapered shoulders and dual side seams keep the fit over time.
  • Tear-away label, so there is nothing to scratch.
  • Fabric varies by color: Ash and Heather Prism 99% cotton / 1% polyester · Heather and solid blends 52% cotton / 48% polyester · Athletic Heather and Black Heather 90% cotton / 10% polyester.
  • Bella+Canvas manufactures in the US and internationally in a humane, no-sweatshop, sustainable way — a Fair Labor Association member and Platinum WRAP certified.

You may also like