Army green As F**K Measurement tee, back view with the measurement chart graphic

As F**K Is My Favorite Measurement Funny Front & Back Bella+Canvas 3001 T-Shirt | 2 Sided Print | Slightly Salty Edition

XS / Army
$29.99
$29.99
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Army green As F**K Measurement tee, back view with the measurement chart graphic
  • Army green As F**K Measurement tee, back view with the measurement chart graphic
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  • Black As F**K Measurement tee loosely draped, small chest print in view
  • Woman beside a potted plant wearing the Black As F**K Measurement tee
  • Black As F**K Measurement tee laid flat, back view with the chart in white and red
  • Heather Peach As F**K Measurement tee, back view with the measurement chart
  • Bella + Canvas 3001 measurement table, width and length in inches and centimetres
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  • Red As F**K Measurement tee laid flat, back view with the full chart
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  • White As F**K Measurement tee folded to show the small chest print
  • Woman beside a potted plant wearing the White As F**K Measurement tee
  • White As F**K Measurement tee laid flat, back view with the black and red chart
  • Two men in White As F**K Measurement tees showing the front and back prints
  • Man photographed from behind in the White As F**K Measurement tee
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As F**K Is My Favorite Measurement Funny Front & Back Bella+Canvas 3001 T-Shirt | 2 Sided Print | Slightly Salty Edition

As F**K Is My Favorite Measurement Funny Front & Back Bella+Canvas 3001 T-Shirt | 2 Sided Print | Slightly Salty Edition

$29.99
$29.99

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Production takes 2–7 business days. Delivery is then 3–7 business days in the US and 10–20 business days internationally.

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Not too tame. Not too wild. Just the right amount of attitude.

Our As F**K Is My Favorite Measurement t-shirt is part of our Slightly Salty Edition—designed for people who appreciate clever humor without completely spelling it out. The censored wording keeps people doing a double take while delivering the joke with a little mystery.

Featuring a small left chest print on the front and a large full-back graphic, this shirt humorously proves that "As F**K" is the only unit of measurement you'll ever need.

The back graphic includes hilarious comparisons like:

  • Long As F**K
  • Fast As F**K
  • Big As F**K
  • Short As F**K
  • Loud As F**K
  • Strong As F**K

Whether you're talking about horsepower, lifted trucks, gym sessions, road trips, speakers, or just everyday life, this design lets everyone know exactly what you mean... while still leaving just enough to the imagination.

Printed on the premium Bella + Canvas 3001 unisex t-shirt, this incredibly soft tee offers a modern retail fit and all-day comfort. The front chest logo keeps things clean, while the oversized back graphic delivers the punchline.

Features

  • Premium Bella + Canvas 3001 Unisex T-Shirt
  • Small left chest print
  • Large full-back graphic print
  • Slightly Salty Edition exclusive design
  • Soft Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
  • Modern retail fit
  • Side-seamed construction
  • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
  • Available in multiple colors
  • Professionally printed in the USA

Why You'll Love It

The Slightly Salty Edition hits the sweet spot between subtle and bold. It's perfect for people who enjoy edgy humor but don't always want to wear the fully uncensored version. Friends will get the joke instantly, while everyone else may need a second look.

Great for:

  • Car meets
  • Truck shows
  • BBQs
  • Concerts
  • Gym sessions
  • Tailgates
  • Bachelor parties
  • Weekend adventures
  • Birthday and holiday gifts

If you love humor that makes people smile, laugh, and wonder for just a second, this shirt belongs in your collection.

Care instructions:

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat

- Do not dryclean
About the shirt: Bella + Canvas 3001

A classic unisex jersey short-sleeve tee that fits like a well-loved favorite. 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, lightweight at 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²), so it breathes well and layers easily.

  • Retail fit with a classic crew neckline — neat enough for semi-formal, easy for every day.
  • Ribbed knit collar holds its shape; tapered shoulders and dual side seams keep the fit over time.
  • Tear-away label, so there is nothing to scratch.
  • Fabric varies by color: Ash and Heather Prism 99% cotton / 1% polyester · Heather and solid blends 52% cotton / 48% polyester · Athletic Heather and Black Heather 90% cotton / 10% polyester.
  • Bella+Canvas manufactures in the US and internationally in a humane, no-sweatshop, sustainable way — a Fair Labor Association member and Platinum WRAP certified.

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