The Anything AF Blog

Scarlet red Marine Corps yellow footprints doormat on a stone porch at a dark wooden front door
Yellow Footprints: What They Actually Are, and Three Marine Corps Doormats
Ask a Marine what they remember about the first day of boot camp and you will not get a story about paperwork. You will get the footprints. Yellow, painted on... Read more...
Marine Corps gifts banner: Uncle Sam pointing beside three USMC shirts and two personalized tumblers
Marine Corps Gifts: Uncle Sam's Misguided Children Shirts and Tumblers
Say "Uncle Sam's Misguided Children" to a Marine and watch what happens. You get a grin, usually, and then a story. Say it to anybody else and you get a... Read more...
A-10 Warthog firing its gun above the black Thunderbolt II t-shirt and three personalized tumblers
Air Force Gifts for a Warthog Fan: The A-10 T-Shirt and Personalized Tumbler
There is a specific person this is for. The crew chief who spent a career with his hands inside one. The soldier who heard that sound overhead on a bad... Read more...
F-35B Marine Corps banner: the jet hovering at sunset above three F-35B tees and personalized tumblers
F-35B Military Aviation T-Shirts and Personalized Tumblers
An F-35B military aviation t-shirt and a personalized Marine Corps tumbler, built on the same original artwork - plus a short, plain explanation of what the hovering jet in the... Read more...
What Supercruise Means banner: an F-22 Raptor in afterburner above the personalized tumblers and graphic tees
What Supercruise Actually Means, and Why the F-22 Raptor Has It
Supersonic without the afterburner, and why that one capability defines the Raptor. How fast the F-22 really is, what it cost, and the Raptor tee and personalized tumbler that carry... Read more...
U.S. Air Force F-35A Lightning II banner, the jet over mountains above three blueprint tees and three tumblers
F-35A vs F-35B vs F-35C: What the Letters Actually Mean
Three jets, one program, and a single letter doing all the work. What actually separates the F-35A, F-35B and F-35C — and the Air Force F-35 tee and personalized tumbler... Read more...
Pilot in a flight suit holding an F-15 Family tumbler, talking with a man in the white F-15 shirt at an airshow
F-15C vs F-15E vs F-15EX: What Actually Separates the Three Eagles
Three aircraft share the F-15 designation, they have been in American service for fifty years between them, and from a hundred feet away two of them look identical. If you... Read more...
Side-by-side: Salty AF in the civilian world as a girl in the rain, versus Salty AF in the Navy as an old salt
Salty AF: Why Sailors Call Someone Salty, and Why Civilians Mean the Opposite
In the Navy, salty means sea time and it is a compliment. Everywhere else it means bitter about something small. Both senses came off the same ship - here is... Read more...
Blank Navy ship tumbler beside a finished USS Abraham Lincoln one on a dock rail, warships blurred behind at sunset
How to Personalize Navy Tumblers: The Ship, the Hull Number and the Rate
Which hull number to use, how to read a hull code, why BM3 is an E-4, and what to put on line two when the ship was decommissioned decades ago. Read more...
Vietnam veteran, serving soldier and family member at a kitchen table, each with a personalized Army tumbler
How to Choose an Army Personalized Tumbler: Deciding What Goes on It
The hard part of ordering a personalized Army tumbler is not the ordering. It is standing in front of two empty text boxes trying to work out which four or... Read more...
Mother and son on a porch holding personalized USMC tumblers, hers Proud Marine Mom, his LCpl Roberts 1/5
How to Personalize a USMC Tumbler: What Actually Goes on the Two Lines
A USMC tumbler with nothing but the eagle, globe and anchor on it belongs to anybody. A USMC tumbler with a rank, a name and a unit on it belongs... Read more...
Row of personalized tumblers on an office desk, each printed with a different name and custom joke
The Best Funny Personalized Tumbler Gifts We Make (All Three, Compared)
Every tumbler in this post started as the same complaint: the funny one in the shop window is funny to everybody, which means it is really funny to nobody. A... Read more...
Professor at a chalkboard explaining what a middle finger shirt is, an IDGAF tee drawn beside him
What Is a Middle Finger Shirt? A Plain Answer, and What the Gesture Means
What a middle finger shirt is, what it signals, why it divides people, and the four things that separate a good design from a cheap one. Read more...
Man in a brown IDGAF tee talking with a police officer on a busy street, onlookers behind
Can You Wear a Middle Finger Shirt in Public? Where It's Fine and Where It Isn't
Where a middle finger shirt is genuinely fine, the handful of places to think twice, and three ways to dial it down without losing the joke. Read more...
Group of women outdoors wearing IDGAF middle finger tees styled in pink, black and white
How to Style a Middle Finger Shirt for Women (Including Modestly)
Sizing a unisex tee to a women's frame, the front tuck that fixes print placement, and how to layer the graphic down without censoring it. Read more...
Office desk at Christmas covered in sarcastic mugs, signs and graphic tees for coworkers
Best Sarcastic Gifts for Coworkers (That Actually Get Worn)
Why the best office gift jokes are about the situation rather than the person, and the trick that makes a gift for a difficult colleague land. Read more...
Man in a sarcastic graphic tee with his feet on a desk while a colleague stands with arms folded
Sarcastic Shirts That Are Office Appropriate (and What Works on Camera)
The two-second test that decides whether a sarcastic shirt works at your job, plus what survives a webcam crop on a remote meeting. Read more...
Skeleton lounging in boots among wrapped gifts and dark-humour graphic tees and signs
Gift Ideas for Someone With Dark Humor (Without Trying Too Hard)
Why the specific grim joke beats the shocking one, what works for someone who'd rather be left alone, and four ways these gifts go wrong. Read more...
Printed tee in a washtub beside folded graphic tees and detergent, with cold-wash care reminders
How to Wash a Printed Shirt Without Fading (and Why Prints Crack)
The four rules that keep a printed tee sharp, why prints crack in three different ways, and what the fabric has to do with it. Read more...
Four friends laughing around a table beside a whiteboard of slogan ideas for personalized shirts
How to Write a Personalized Sarcastic Shirt Slogan That Actually Lands
The one structure every sarcastic slogan uses, five formulas that reliably work, and the layout rules that keep a joke readable at walking pace. Read more...
Four women outdoors in sarcastic IDGAF tees, white, red, black and grey, holding wine glasses
How to Style a Sarcastic Shirt Without Looking Like You're Trying Too Hard
Fit, colour, layering and wording level — the four decisions that separate a sarcastic shirt you actually wear from one that stays in the drawer. Read more...
Three men and a woman outdoors in personalized IDGAF tees printed with their own names
What Does "I Don't Give a Shit" Actually Mean on a Shirt?
The phrase, the meme it came from, and why a personalized version of an I don't give a shit shirt lands harder than a fixed slogan. Read more...
Flat lay of Wisconsin, Missouri, Midwest and Indiana hometown tees and sweatshirts around a badge
Custom Hometown Shirts: Put Your Town On It, However Small It Is
Custom hometown shirts that put your actual town under the state name — ten Midwest states plus an any-city option, with a proof before anything prints. Read more...
Four people by a river in Deliverance banjo tees and a red hoodie, pine woods behind them
Deliverance Graphic T-Shirt & Banjo Hoodies: Vintage Dueling Banjos Country Gear (Family Friendly to No Filter)
Four Deliverance-inspired banjo tees and hoodies in two editions — Country AF and No Filter — built around a porch picker, a wooden sign and the backwoods river country that... Read more...
Three Huskers fans tailgating in Midwestern Nebraska Cornhusker tees and a hoodie
Midwestern AF Nebraska: Cornhusker State Pride Tees & Hoodies (Family Friendly to No Filter)
Six Nebraska pride shirts and hoodies in three editions — Midwestern AF, As F**K and As Fuck — built around a Platte River sunset, cornfields and a Good Life road... Read more...
Three friends on an autumn street in Midwestern Kansas sunflower tees and hoodies, all three editions
Midwestern AF Kansas: Sunflower State Pride Tees & Hoodies (Family Friendly to No Filter)
Six Kansas pride shirts and hoodies in three editions — Midwestern AF, As F**K and As Fuck — built around sunflowers, golden wheat, a meadowlark and a Home on the... Read more...
Athletic Heather Midwestern Missouri tee laid flat with Gateway Arch and Show-Me State artwork
Midwestern AF Missouri: Show-Me State Pride Tees & Hoodies (Family Friendly to No Filter)
Show-Me State pride that shows up. Midwestern AF Missouri graphic tees and heavyweight fleece hoodies in all three editions, from clean to completely uncensored. Read more...
Aqua Midwestern Indiana tee laid flat with Hoosier State racing and basketball artwork
Midwestern AF Indiana: Hoosier State Pride Tees & Hoodies (Family Friendly to No Filter)
Hoosier State pride, printed properly. Midwestern AF Indiana graphic tees and three-panel fleece hoodies in all three editions, from family friendly to no filter. Read more...
Three friends on the Cleveland riverfront in Midwestern Ohio tees, all three editions
Midwestern AF Ohio: Buckeye State Pride Tees & Hoodies (Family Friendly to No Filter)
Buckeye State pride without the bragging. Midwestern AF Ohio graphic tees and heavyweight fleece hoodies in all three editions, family friendly to no filter. Read more...
Four friends at the Detroit riverfront at dusk in Midwestern Michigan tees and a hoodie
Midwestern AF Michigan: Wolverine State Pride Tees & Hoodies (Family Friendly to No Filter)
Wolverine State pride, Great Lakes included. Midwestern AF Michigan tees and three-panel fleece hoodies in all three editions, from clean to fully uncensored. Read more...
Four friends on the Chicago Riverwalk in Midwestern Illinois tees and hoodies by the theatre sign
Midwestern AF Illinois: Prairie State Pride Tees & Hoodies (Family Friendly to No Filter)
Prairie State pride for people who actually live it. Midwestern AF Illinois graphic tees and fleece hoodies in all three editions, family friendly to no filter. Read more...
Three men in front of a green combine at sunset in Midwestern Iowa tees and a hoodie
Midwestern AF Iowa: Hawkeye State Pride Tees & Hoodies (Family Friendly to No Filter)
Hawkeye State farm pride. Midwestern AF Iowa tees and three-panel fleece hoodies in all three editions - clean, slightly salty, or no filter at all. Read more...
Four friends at a lake dock at dusk in Midwestern Minnesota tees and hoodies by a campfire
Midwestern AF Minnesota: North Star State Pride Tees & Hoodies (Family Friendly to No Filter)
North Star State pride in three volumes. Midwestern AF Minnesota graphic tees and heavyweight fleece hoodies, from family friendly to completely uncensored. Read more...
Three Wisconsin fans in the stadium stands in Midwestern Cheesehead tees and a hoodie
Midwestern AF Wisconsin: Cheesehead State Pride Tees & Hoodies (Family Friendly to No Filter)
Cheesehead State pride done properly. Midwestern AF Wisconsin tees and three-panel fleece hoodies in all three editions, from family friendly to fully no filter. Read more...
Four people on a city street in Salty tees printed with the vintage salt girl in the rain
Salty AF: A Shirt for People Who Are Done Holding Back
Salty AF shirts for people who are done being vague about who they are — a vintage Salt Girl graphic on the best blank in the business, in PG-13 and... Read more...