Personalized Sarcastic Shirts – Custom Sarcastic Quote Tee With Your Text
Your Special Instructions:
Once ordered, a Mockup will be sent to you via email for your approval - We'll make your design look great once you personalize it!
Made to order — we print your item after you order it, so nothing sits in a warehouse.
Production takes 2–7 business days. Delivery is then 3–7 business days in the US and 10–20 business days internationally.
You'll get tracking by email when it ships.
Arrived damaged, defective, misprinted, or just wrong? Email us within 30 days with a photo and your order number and we'll send a free replacement or a full refund — no need to mail anything back.
Because each item is printed to order, we can't take returns for size or change of mind.
Check the size chart above before ordering, or email us and we'll help you pick.
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FAQ
Setup on top. Punchline underneath. Graphic doing the eye-roll in between.
Of our personalized sarcastic shirts, this is the one built like an actual joke — one line above the graphic, one line below, with the unimpressed double middle finger character holding the middle.
The stacked layout is why it works. Sarcasm needs a beat between the straight line and the payoff, and a graphic in the gap is a very good beat:
YEP
[ double middle finger graphic ]
I'M THE MIDDLE CHILD
Swap both lines for whatever you want yours to say.
What it's good for:
- Two custom lines with the graphic stacked between them, front print only
- Purpose-built for sarcastic quote shirts — a straight line on top, the turn underneath
- Family roles, job titles, running arguments, opinions nobody asked for
- Custom sarcastic shirts make better gifts than generic ones, because the joke is specific to the person
- Birthdays, retirements, coworkers, siblings, anyone with a reputation for it
- 15 shirt colors, XS through 5XL, unisex cut
Want something different? Contact us about another font, a different lettering color, or curved and arched text. We'll sort it out with you.
Personalization: Enter your exact top line and bottom line. Please verify spelling, capitalization and punctuation before ordering.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
About the shirt: Bella + Canvas 3001
A classic unisex jersey short-sleeve tee that fits like a well-loved favorite. 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, lightweight at 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²), so it breathes well and layers easily.
- Retail fit with a classic crew neckline — neat enough for semi-formal, easy for every day.
- Ribbed knit collar holds its shape; tapered shoulders and dual side seams keep the fit over time.
- Tear-away label, so there is nothing to scratch.
- Fabric varies by color: Ash and Heather Prism 99% cotton / 1% polyester · Heather and solid blends 52% cotton / 48% polyester · Athletic Heather and Black Heather 90% cotton / 10% polyester.
- Bella+Canvas manufactures in the US and internationally in a humane, no-sweatshop, sustainable way — a Fair Labor Association member and Platinum WRAP certified.