Midwestern As Fuck T-Shirt – Corn Graphic | Midwest Pride Graphic Tee
Midwestern As Fuck T-Shirt – Corn Graphic | Midwest Pride Graphic Tee
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Production takes 2–7 business days. Delivery is then 3–7 business days in the US and 10–20 business days internationally.
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Because each item is printed to order, we can't take returns for size or change of mind. Check the size chart above before ordering, or email us and we'll help you pick.
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If you're proud of your Midwestern roots and don't mind saying it exactly how it is, this Midwestern As Fuck t-shirt is made for you. Featuring bold vintage typography and a classic ear of corn graphic, this No Filter design celebrates everything people love about the Midwest.
This is the fully uncensored version — no asterisks, no softening. It's for the tailgate, the shop, the bonfire, and the group chat, not the church picnic. If you want the same design without the language, the Family Friendly and Slightly Salty versions cover that.
An easy gift for anyone who grew up detasseling corn, still measures distance in hours, and talks about home with exactly this much enthusiasm. Available in 12 colors and sizes XS through 4XL.
Product Features
- Bold vintage Midwestern As Fuck typography
- Detailed classic ear of corn graphic
- Fully uncensored No Filter wording
- 12 shirt colors to choose from
- Sizes XS through 4XL
- Unisex fit for men and women
- Great gift for farmers, heartland transplants and Midwest pride
- Also available in Family Friendly and Slightly Salty versions
Product features:
- Bella + Canvas 3001, Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 4.2 oz (heather colors are a cotton/poly blend)
- Ribbed knit collar with seam and shoulder tape for shape retention
- Side seams for improved fit and garment structure
- Tear-away label to reduce skin irritation; ethically manufactured
- Durable direct-to-garment printing for crisp, long-lasting detail
Care instructions:
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
About the shirt: Bella + Canvas 3001
A classic unisex jersey short-sleeve tee that fits like a well-loved favorite. 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, lightweight at 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²), so it breathes well and layers easily.
- Retail fit with a classic crew neckline — neat enough for semi-formal, easy for every day.
- Ribbed knit collar holds its shape; tapered shoulders and dual side seams keep the fit over time.
- Tear-away label, so there is nothing to scratch.
- Fabric varies by color: Ash and Heather Prism 99% cotton / 1% polyester · Heather and solid blends 52% cotton / 48% polyester · Athletic Heather and Black Heather 90% cotton / 10% polyester.
- Bella+Canvas manufactures in the US and internationally in a humane, no-sweatshop, sustainable way — a Fair Labor Association member and Platinum WRAP certified.