Midwestern As Fuck T-Shirt – Barn & Windmill | Midwest Pride Graphic Tee
Midwestern As Fuck T-Shirt – Barn & Windmill | Midwest Pride Graphic Tee
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Made to order — we print your item after you order it, so nothing sits in a warehouse.
Production takes 2–7 business days. Delivery is then 3–7 business days in the US and 10–20 business days internationally.
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Arrived damaged, defective, misprinted, or just wrong? Email us within 30 days with a photo and your order number and we'll send a free replacement or a full refund — no need to mail anything back.
Because each item is printed to order, we can't take returns for size or change of mind. Check the size chart above before ordering, or email us and we'll help you pick.
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Celebrate your country roots with a little unapologetic Midwestern attitude. This Midwestern As Fuck t-shirt features a vintage-inspired farm scene with a classic red barn, windmill, open fields, and bold typography.
This is the fully uncensored No Filter version — the one you wear when you're done being polite about how much you love where you're from. The same artwork is available in Family Friendly and Slightly Salty wording if you need something you can wear to Thanksgiving.
It's a solid gift for farmers, farm kids, small-town lifers, and anyone who moved to a city and still defends the Midwest in every argument. Available in 12 colors and sizes XS through 4XL.
Product Features
- Vintage-inspired farm scene artwork
- Classic red barn, windmill and open fields
- Fully uncensored No Filter wording
- 12 shirt colors to choose from
- Sizes XS through 4XL
- Unisex fit for men and women
- Great gift for farmers, rural families and Midwest pride
- Also available in Family Friendly and Slightly Salty versions
Product features:
- Bella + Canvas 3001, Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 4.2 oz (heather colors are a cotton/poly blend)
- Ribbed knit collar with seam and shoulder tape for shape retention
- Side seams for improved fit and garment structure
- Tear-away label to reduce skin irritation; ethically manufactured
- Durable direct-to-garment printing for crisp, long-lasting detail
Care instructions:
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
About the shirt: Bella + Canvas 3001
A classic unisex jersey short-sleeve tee that fits like a well-loved favorite. 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, lightweight at 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²), so it breathes well and layers easily.
- Retail fit with a classic crew neckline — neat enough for semi-formal, easy for every day.
- Ribbed knit collar holds its shape; tapered shoulders and dual side seams keep the fit over time.
- Tear-away label, so there is nothing to scratch.
- Fabric varies by color: Ash and Heather Prism 99% cotton / 1% polyester · Heather and solid blends 52% cotton / 48% polyester · Athletic Heather and Black Heather 90% cotton / 10% polyester.
- Bella+Canvas manufactures in the US and internationally in a humane, no-sweatshop, sustainable way — a Fair Labor Association member and Platinum WRAP certified.