Midwestern As Fuck Iowa T-Shirt | Funny Iowa Pride Tee | Bella + Canvas 3001 | Vintage Hawkeye State Farm Shirt
Midwestern As Fuck Iowa T-Shirt | Funny Iowa Pride Tee | Bella + Canvas 3001 | Vintage Hawkeye State Farm Shirt
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Production takes 2–7 business days. Delivery is then 3–7 business days in the US and 10–20 business days internationally.
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Because each item is printed to order, we can't take returns for size or change of mind. Check the size chart above before ordering, or email us and we'll help you pick.
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Some people are from Iowa. Others are Midwestern As Fuck.
If your weekends are filled with county fairs, cornfields, cold beer, tractors, bonfires, and cheering on the Hawkeyes or Cyclones, this shirt was made for you.
Our Midwestern As Fuck – Iowa Edition celebrates everything that makes the Hawkeye State proudly Midwestern. The distressed vintage artwork features the outline of Iowa overlaid with the Iowa state flag, surrounded by towering corn stalks, classic red barns, tractors, windmills, overflowing harvest baskets, and hardworking farm families that represent the heart of America's farmland.
Printed on the incredibly soft Bella + Canvas 3001, this premium retail-fit t-shirt combines exceptional comfort with a bold design that's perfect for everyday wear. Whether you're working the farm, heading to the county fair, grilling with friends, or just showing your Iowa pride, this shirt is guaranteed to turn heads and start conversations.
Product Features
- Premium Bella + Canvas 3001 unisex t-shirt
- Ultra-soft Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Lightweight retail fit for all-day comfort
- High-quality, durable full-color print
- Available in multiple shirt colors
- Professionally printed in the USA
- Vintage distressed artwork with vibrant farm-inspired details
Perfect For
- Proud Iowans
- Farmers and farm families
- Corn growers
- Rural lifestyle enthusiasts
- County fair lovers
- Tractor enthusiasts
- Beer lovers
- Hawkeyes fans
- Cyclones fans
- Midwest natives
- Farm kids
- Birthday gifts
- Christmas gifts
- Father's Day
- Mother's Day
- Anyone who's proudly Midwestern As Fuck
Whether you're watching the sunset over the cornfields, riding the combine during harvest, or enjoying a cold drink after a long day's work, this shirt celebrates the hardworking spirit and small-town values that make Iowa one of the true hearts of the Midwest.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
About the shirt: Bella + Canvas 3001
A classic unisex jersey short-sleeve tee that fits like a well-loved favorite. 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, lightweight at 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²), so it breathes well and layers easily.
- Retail fit with a classic crew neckline — neat enough for semi-formal, easy for every day.
- Ribbed knit collar holds its shape; tapered shoulders and dual side seams keep the fit over time.
- Tear-away label, so there is nothing to scratch.
- Fabric varies by color: Ash and Heather Prism 99% cotton / 1% polyester · Heather and solid blends 52% cotton / 48% polyester · Athletic Heather and Black Heather 90% cotton / 10% polyester.
- Bella+Canvas manufactures in the US and internationally in a humane, no-sweatshop, sustainable way — a Fair Labor Association member and Platinum WRAP certified.