Midwestern As Fuck Hoodie | Midwest Pride Fleece Sweatshirt

Some things don't need to be softened for polite company. This is one of them.

The Midwestern As Fuck Hoodie says the quiet part out loud — no "Midwest nice" filter, no watered-down version of the lifestyle. Just cornfields, brutal winters, Friday night football, and casseroles, said exactly how you'd say it after the third cup of coffee. It's for the people who don't need to explain where they're from or why they're proud of it, because it's already on their chest.

This one's built on the Lane Seven Three-Panel Fleece Hoodie — a real cold-weather piece, which in the Midwest is most of the year:

• 80% combed ring-spun cotton / 20% recycled polyester — soft, no-itch feel
• Medium-heavy 8.25 oz brushed 3-end fleece that actually holds warmth
• Kangaroo pouch pocket, adjustable hood, metal grommets
• Double-needle topstitching and twill neck tape — holds up wash after wash, under 5% shrinkage
• True-to-size regular fit

Six colorways on deck: White, Black, Pale Pink, Army Green, Navy, and Red, with the print color matched to each shirt for maximum contrast. Want something different? Just message us and we'll set up a custom print color at no extra charge.

Want it a little more polite? The censored Midwestern As F**k version is in the shop too — same shirt, same blank, just toned down.

Pick your color, throw it on, and let the hoodie do the talking.

Care instructions

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

- Do not bleach

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Iron, steam or dry: low heat

- Do not dryclean