Black Marine AF tee laid flat with the crossed rifles and gold AF lettering

Marine AF T-Shirt – U Signed the Contract | Funny USMC Marine Veteran Graphic Tee

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$24.99
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Black Marine AF tee laid flat with the crossed rifles and gold AF lettering
  • Black Marine AF tee laid flat with the crossed rifles and gold AF lettering
  • Woman beside a houseplant in the athletic heather Marine AF tee, crossed rifles print
  • Red Marine AF tee draped flat on grey, crossed rifles behind the gold lettering
  • Two women standing arm in arm in black Marine AF tees, crossed rifles print
  • Bella + Canvas 3001 size chart with width, length and sleeve measurements in inches and centimetres
  • Woman next to a houseplant in the pink Marine AF tee, crossed rifles print
  • Man in blue jeans wearing the navy Marine AF tee, crossed rifles front print
  • Man in jeans wearing the athletic heather Marine AF tee, crossed rifles print
  • Two women standing together in white Marine AF tees, crossed rifles print
  • Two men standing together in black Marine AF tees, crossed rifles front print
  • Black Marine AF tee on a hanger beside a wooden chair, crossed rifles print
  • Woman wearing the black Marine AF tee indoors, front graphic centred on the chest
  • Athletic heather Marine AF tee on a hanger from a clothing rail, rifles print
  • Athletic heather Marine AF tee draped flat on grey, crossed rifles print
  • Pink Marine AF tee on a wooden hanger from a rail, crossed rifles front print
  • Pink Marine AF tee draped flat, crossed rifles behind the red and gold lettering
  • Two men in red Marine AF tees, one with an arm raised, crossed rifles print
  • Red Marine AF tee folded in a stack, the crossed rifles angled across the top
  • Woman beside a tall houseplant in the red Marine AF tee, crossed rifles print
  • Woman next to a houseplant in the white Marine AF tee, crossed rifles print
  • Red-haired woman standing in the white Marine AF tee, crossed rifles print
  • Natural ivory Marine AF tee draped flat on grey, crossed rifles front print
  • Tan Marine AF tee draped flat, crossed rifles behind the red and gold lettering
  • Man standing in the black Marine AF tee and dark jeans, crossed rifles print
  • Man in dark trousers wearing the navy Marine AF tee, crossed rifles print
  • Woman beside a houseplant in the olive green Marine AF tee, crossed rifles print
  • Man standing in the olive green Marine AF tee and grey trousers, rifles print
  • Back view of the gold Marine AF tee laid flat, plain with no print on the reverse
  • Man in blue jeans wearing the gold Marine AF tee, crossed rifles front print
Marine AF T-Shirt – U Signed the Contract | Funny USMC Marine Veteran Graphic Tee

Marine AF T-Shirt – U Signed the Contract | Funny USMC Marine Veteran Graphic Tee

$24.99
$24.99

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Made to order — we print your item after you order it, so nothing sits in a warehouse.

Production takes 2–7 business days. Delivery is then 3–7 business days in the US and 10–20 business days internationally.

You'll get tracking by email when it ships.

Arrived damaged, defective, misprinted, or just wrong? Email us within 30 days with a photo and your order number and we'll send a free replacement or a full refund — no need to mail anything back.

Because each item is printed to order, we can't take returns for size or change of mind. Check the size chart above before ordering, or email us and we'll help you pick.

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You Signed It. You Lived It. Now You Can Wear It.

The Marine AF T-Shirt takes a line every Marine has heard — usually from somebody reminding them that they volunteered for this — and builds a whole design around it.

Up top, distressed MARINE lettering sits over an oversized gold AF, with a pair of crossed rifles cutting straight through the middle.

Look Closer at the Line Underneath

The script running along the bottom reads “U Signed the Mother-Fuckin' Contract” — and four of its letters are picked out in gold:

U · S · M · C

It's an Easter egg built directly into the slogan. Marines spot it immediately. Everybody else takes a second pass and then gets it.

This one is the No Filter edition — the word is right there on the shirt and we are not going to pretend otherwise. 18+.

Artwork That Changes With the Shirt Color

This isn't one flat graphic stamped onto thirteen colorways. The artwork is recolored for the garment it's printed on, so the distressed MARINE lettering, the gold AF and the crossed-rifle centerpiece all keep their contrast whether you pick Black, Olive, Tan, Maroon or Vintage White.

Made for Marines With a Sense of Humor

A natural pick for Marine veterans, active-duty Marines, former Marines and military families — and for anyone who has used this line on a buddy at least once. Good for unit reunions, birthdays, Father's Day, retirement gifts, or just wearing around people who don't need the punchline explained.

Design details: distressed vintage MARINE AF typography · crossed-rifle centerpiece · the “U Signed the Mother-Fucking Contract” slogan with hidden USMC lettering · artwork recolored per garment color · thirteen colors, XS through 5XL.

Semper Fi. U signed the Mother-Fuckin' Contract. The rest is history.

Care instructions

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat

- Do not dryclean
About the shirt: Bella + Canvas 3001

A classic unisex jersey short-sleeve tee that fits like a well-loved favorite. 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, lightweight at 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²), so it breathes well and layers easily.

  • Retail fit with a classic crew neckline — neat enough for semi-formal, easy for every day.
  • Ribbed knit collar holds its shape; tapered shoulders and dual side seams keep the fit over time.
  • Tear-away label, so there is nothing to scratch.
  • Fabric varies by color: Ash and Heather Prism 99% cotton / 1% polyester · Heather and solid blends 52% cotton / 48% polyester · Athletic Heather and Black Heather 90% cotton / 10% polyester.
  • Bella+Canvas manufactures in the US and internationally in a humane, no-sweatshop, sustainable way — a Fair Labor Association member and Platinum WRAP certified.

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