Midwestern As F**K Kansas T-Shirt | Funny Kansas Pride Tee | Kansas Pride Graphic Tees | Slightly Salty Sunflower State Shirt
Midwestern As F**K Kansas T-Shirt | Funny Kansas Pride Tee | Kansas Pride Graphic Tees | Slightly Salty Sunflower State Shirt
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Kansas pride with just enough censoring to keep things Slightly Salty.
Our Kansas As F**K T-Shirt celebrates the Sunflower State with a vintage-inspired design packed with the sights, colors, and character of Kansas. It's made for people who are proud of their Midwestern roots but want something with a little more personality than the typical state-pride tee.
This design belongs to our PG-13 Slightly Salty Collection, so the message reads exactly as intended: AS F**K — with the two asterisks doing the censoring.
Sunflowers, Wheat & the Kansas Prairie
Kansas has one of the most recognizable landscapes in the Midwest, and this graphic brings those familiar elements together in a colorful, distressed Americana design.
The shape of Kansas frames a sprawling Great Plains landscape filled with golden farmland, a classic barn, windmill, grain silos, cattle, railroad imagery, and a dramatic prairie sunset.
Around the state you'll find even more Kansas character:
- 🌻 Sunflowers celebrating Kansas as the Sunflower State
- 🌾 Wheat representing the state's deep agricultural roots
- 🐦 A Western Meadowlark, the Kansas state bird
- 🌬️ A traditional farm windmill
- 🐄 Cattle and ranching imagery
- 🚂 Railroad and grain elevators representing the movement of Kansas agriculture
- 🌅 A colorful Great Plains sunset
- 🎵 Home on the Range, Kansas's official state song
Bold distressed MIDWESTERN lettering across the top and oversized AS F**K lettering along the bottom give the entire design the slightly rebellious attitude that defines this collection.
Slightly Salty—Not Completely Unfiltered
Want more attitude than Kansas AF, but don't necessarily want the fully uncensored version?
You've found the middle ground.
Our Slightly Salty Collection keeps the meaning perfectly obvious while letting two strategically placed asterisks handle the censorship.
It's Kansas As F**K. Everyone knows what it means. We just made it PG-13-ish.
Printed on a Bella + Canvas 3001
This Kansas graphic is printed on the Bella + Canvas 3001 unisex t-shirt, known for its soft, lightweight feel and comfortable modern retail fit.
It's an easy everyday shirt for county fairs, farm shows, road trips, backyard BBQs, sporting events, concerts, weekends at the lake, or simply representing Kansas wherever you happen to be.
A Kansas Gift That's Anything but Generic
The combination of vintage Kansas imagery and slightly salty humor makes this a great gift for Kansas natives, farmers, ranchers, rural families, former residents, and Midwest transplants who still consider the Sunflower State home.
Whether they're from Wichita, Topeka, Lawrence, Manhattan, Salina, Dodge City, Hutchinson, or one of the countless small Kansas communities surrounded by wheat fields and open sky, this shirt gives them a different way to show their home-state pride.
Sunflower State. Heartland attitude. Midwestern As F**K.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
About the shirt: Bella + Canvas 3001
A classic unisex jersey short-sleeve tee that fits like a well-loved favorite. 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, lightweight at 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²), so it breathes well and layers easily.
- Retail fit with a classic crew neckline — neat enough for semi-formal, easy for every day.
- Ribbed knit collar holds its shape; tapered shoulders and dual side seams keep the fit over time.
- Tear-away label, so there is nothing to scratch.
- Fabric varies by color: Ash and Heather Prism 99% cotton / 1% polyester · Heather and solid blends 52% cotton / 48% polyester · Athletic Heather and Black Heather 90% cotton / 10% polyester.
- Bella+Canvas manufactures in the US and internationally in a humane, no-sweatshop, sustainable way — a Fair Labor Association member and Platinum WRAP certified.