Country As Fuck T-Shirt – Vintage Tractor | Hound Dog Country Graphic Tee
Country As Fuck T-Shirt – Vintage Tractor | Hound Dog Country Graphic Tee
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Made to order — we print your item after you order it, so nothing sits in a warehouse.
Production takes 2–7 business days. Delivery is then 3–7 business days in the US and 10–20 business days internationally.
You'll get tracking by email when it ships.
Arrived damaged, defective, misprinted, or just wrong? Email us within 30 days with a photo and your order number and we'll send a free replacement or a full refund — no need to mail anything back.
Because each item is printed to order, we can't take returns for size or change of mind. Check the size chart above before ordering, or email us and we'll help you pick.
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For the ones who'd rather be in a field than a city.
This isn't just a shirt — it's a statement. The Country As F*ck Tractor Tee features a rugged, distressed graphic of a weathered vintage tractor and a loyal bluetick coonhound, printed bold with worn-edge lettering that looks like it came straight off a barn wall.
Whether you're hauling hay, tailgating, or just repping where you came from, this shirt says everything without saying a word.
Details:
- Premium unisex tee, true-to-size fit
- Direct-to-garment (DTG) printed graphic — soft hand feel, no cracking or peeling
- Available in sizes XS–4XL
- Machine washable (turn inside out, cold wash)
- Made to order and typically fulfilled in 2–7 business days, with delivery in the US taking a further 3–7 business days
Perfect for:
Country music fans, tractor lovers, dog people, hunters, farmers, and anyone who bleeds rural.
Warning: may cause uncontrollable urges to drive down dirt roads with the windows down.
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz) for breathability and softness
- Ribbed knit collar with seam and shoulder tape for shape retention and stability
- Side seams for improved fit and garment structure
- Tear-away label to reduce skin irritation; REACH certified and ethically manufactured
- Vintage-style red front print with durable DTF/DTG printing for crisp, long-lasting detail
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
About the shirt: Bella + Canvas 3001
A classic unisex jersey short-sleeve tee that fits like a well-loved favorite. 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, lightweight at 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²), so it breathes well and layers easily.
- Retail fit with a classic crew neckline — neat enough for semi-formal, easy for every day.
- Ribbed knit collar holds its shape; tapered shoulders and dual side seams keep the fit over time.
- Tear-away label, so there is nothing to scratch.
- Fabric varies by color: Ash and Heather Prism 99% cotton / 1% polyester · Heather and solid blends 52% cotton / 48% polyester · Athletic Heather and Black Heather 90% cotton / 10% polyester.
- Bella+Canvas manufactures in the US and internationally in a humane, no-sweatshop, sustainable way — a Fair Labor Association member and Platinum WRAP certified.