The Anything AF Blog

Marine Corps Gifts: Uncle Sam's Misguided Children Shirts and Tumblers
Say "Uncle Sam's Misguided Children" to a Marine and watch what happens. You get a grin, usually, and then a story. Say it to anybody else and you get a... Read more...
Air Force Gifts for a Warthog Fan: The A-10 T-Shirt and Personalized Tumbler
There is a specific person this is for. The crew chief who spent a career with his hands inside one. The soldier who heard that sound overhead on a bad... Read more...
How to Choose an Army Personalized Tumbler: Deciding What Goes on It
The hard part of ordering a personalized Army tumbler is not the ordering. It is standing in front of two empty text boxes trying to work out which four or... Read more...
The Best Funny Personalized Tumbler Gifts We Make (All Three, Compared)
Every tumbler in this post started as the same complaint: the funny one in the shop window is funny to everybody, which means it is really funny to nobody. A... Read more...
Best Sarcastic Gifts for Coworkers (That Actually Get Worn)
Why the best office gift jokes are about the situation rather than the person, and the trick that makes a gift for a difficult colleague land. Read more...
Gift Ideas for Someone With Dark Humor (Without Trying Too Hard)
Why the specific grim joke beats the shocking one, what works for someone who'd rather be left alone, and four ways these gifts go wrong. Read more...
Brooklyn AF & As Fuck: NYC Pride Shirts and Hoodies for Every Filter Setting
Brooklyn pride shirts and hoodies come in two flavors: the family friendly AF collection and the uncensored As Fuck collection. Same NYC skyline and Brooklyn Bridge graphics, different filter settings.... Read more...
The No-Nonsense Gift Guide for People Who Are Impossible to Shop For
A no-nonsense gift guide organized by personality — Midwestern AF, Salty AF, Military AF, Country AF, and American AF shirts, all printed on premium Bella+Canvas 3001. Read more...