{"title":"Salty Shirts \u0026 Gifts","description":"\u003cp\u003eSome people keep their opinions to themselves. Not this crew. The Salty collection features our iconic Morton Salt Girl-inspired design — vintage rain girl graphic, unmistakable attitude — across every level of filter you could want.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhether you keep it clean, dial it up a notch, or drop the filter entirely, there's a Salty tee or hoodie built for exactly your mood. Available in AF Edition (family-friendly), Slightly Salty (PG-13, censored), and No Filter (fully uncensored) versions, so you can match the shirt to the occasion — or the person you're buying it for.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eKeywords:\u003c\/strong\u003e salty shirt, salty af shirt, salty as f**k shirt, salty as fuck shirt, sarcastic graphic tee, salt girl shirt, vintage salt girl graphic, funny sarcastic gift, salty hoodie, rain girl graphic tee, Anything AF.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"salty-af-shirt-vintage-salt-girl-inspired-graphic-tee-funny-sarcastic-attitude-t-shirt","title":"Salty AF T-Shirt | Morton Salt Girl Vintage Graphic | Sarcastic Attitude Graphic Tee | Anything AF","description":"\u003cp\u003eBring the attitude wherever you go with this \u003cstrong\u003eSalty AF\u003c\/strong\u003e graphic t-shirt featuring a vintage-inspired \u003cstrong\u003eMorton Salt Girl\u003c\/strong\u003e illustration and a clever sarcastic twist. Perfect for anyone with a dry sense of humor, quick wit, and just the right amount of attitude, this unique design is sure to get laughs and start conversations.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe retro-inspired Morton Salt Girl artwork combines a classic vintage aesthetic with bold modern typography to create a shirt that's perfect for everyday wear. Whether you're known for your sarcasm, salty personality, or simply appreciate clever graphic tees, this shirt makes a fun addition to your wardrobe.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAvailable in \u003cstrong\u003emultiple shirt colors\u003c\/strong\u003e, this comfortable graphic tee is ideal for casual outings, parties, vacations, concerts, weekends, or simply letting everyone know exactly how you're feeling.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMakes a great gift for friends, coworkers, siblings, spouses, and anyone who appreciates sarcastic humor, funny sayings, and vintage-inspired artwork.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eFeatures\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVintage-inspired \u003cstrong\u003eMorton Salt Girl\u003c\/strong\u003e graphic design\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFunny \"Salty AF\" slogan\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSoft, comfortable everyday fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in multiple shirt colors\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex sizing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGreat conversation starter\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePerfect gift for sarcastic personalities\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRetro-inspired artwork\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHigh-quality printed graphic\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIdeal for everyday casual wear\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eProduct features:\u003cbr\u003e- 100% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz) for breathability and softness\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed knit collar with seam and shoulder tape for shape retention and stability\u003cbr\u003e- Side seams for improved fit and garment structure\u003cbr\u003e- Tear-away label to reduce skin irritation; REACH certified and ethically manufactured\u003cbr\u003e- Vintage-style red front print with durable DTF\/DTG printing for crisp, long-lasting detail\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCare instructions:\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"XS \/ Black","offer_id":43459085074495,"sku":"31902836422103757743","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS \/ Natural","offer_id":43459123347519,"sku":"24744660747684386953","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS \/ White","offer_id":43459123380287,"sku":"16307407989161237547","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS \/ Vintage White","offer_id":43459123413055,"sku":"31647740708970160584","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Athletic Heather","offer_id":43459085107263,"sku":"22188389853708679196","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":43459085140031,"sku":"67746379652528268874","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Dark Grey Heather","offer_id":43459085172799,"sku":"25070501907867545673","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Maroon","offer_id":43459085205567,"sku":"32988645014707689375","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Natural","offer_id":43459123445823,"sku":"18662453907330669955","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Navy","offer_id":43459085238335,"sku":"10614438094553467644","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Pink","offer_id":43459085271103,"sku":"97482129038296399732","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Red","offer_id":43459085303871,"sku":"13155890413966157261","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":43459123478591,"sku":"21211432325795276530","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Heather Peach","offer_id":43459085336639,"sku":"19763397431807097861","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Heather Aqua","offer_id":43459085369407,"sku":"72320449413653648845","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Brown","offer_id":43459085402175,"sku":"12861968783617361276","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Vintage White","offer_id":43459123511359,"sku":"29766825079792307238","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Heather Prism Lilac","offer_id":43459085434943,"sku":"85525253880545800762","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Athletic Heather","offer_id":43459085467711,"sku":"33776481518640693282","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":43459085500479,"sku":"33897335124820797113","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Dark Grey Heather","offer_id":43459085533247,"sku":"86178926876996001346","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Natural","offer_id":43459123544127,"sku":"13753390662150122967","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Navy","offer_id":43459085566015,"sku":"29553693443321804859","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Pink","offer_id":43459085598783,"sku":"19088573762339075902","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Red","offer_id":43459085631551,"sku":"23628242986555463204","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":43459123576895,"sku":"32893917321363041124","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Heather Peach","offer_id":43459085664319,"sku":"33716323874559775471","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Heather Aqua","offer_id":43459085697087,"sku":"65564905335376832371","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Brown","offer_id":43459085729855,"sku":"13246680784672506314","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Vintage White","offer_id":43459123609663,"sku":"33017200031813856094","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Athletic Heather","offer_id":43459085762623,"sku":"27845256918549596590","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":43459085795391,"sku":"33767086224682691194","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Dark Grey Heather","offer_id":43459085828159,"sku":"62936491329994633998","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Natural","offer_id":43459123642431,"sku":"32843786859828511960","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Navy","offer_id":43459085860927,"sku":"22100638790456516335","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Pink","offer_id":43459085893695,"sku":"16841893870106683837","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Red","offer_id":43459085926463,"sku":"71331416611056927901","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":43459123675199,"sku":"31222701586287311209","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Heather Peach","offer_id":43459085959231,"sku":"16135282033138576595","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Heather Aqua","offer_id":43459085991999,"sku":"20800188095479985982","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Brown","offer_id":43459086024767,"sku":"19362123458675480309","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Vintage White","offer_id":43459123707967,"sku":"23901486934898617628","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Mustard","offer_id":43459086057535,"sku":"15133983094249817935","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Athletic Heather","offer_id":43459086090303,"sku":"23699497393775739126","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":43459086123071,"sku":"86532061889012978681","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Dark Grey Heather","offer_id":43459086155839,"sku":"11641431671964884366","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Maroon","offer_id":43459086188607,"sku":"28127445283785700985","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Natural","offer_id":43459123740735,"sku":"20591762781507399098","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Navy","offer_id":43459086221375,"sku":"36193263429997296145","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Pink","offer_id":43459086254143,"sku":"18131184426305292310","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Red","offer_id":43459086286911,"sku":"19763471915218535755","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":43459123773503,"sku":"28012908003646991432","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Heather Peach","offer_id":43459086319679,"sku":"26938527919605393501","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Heather Aqua","offer_id":43459086352447,"sku":"26300625209407055615","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Brown","offer_id":43459086385215,"sku":"32808834663665126197","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Vintage White","offer_id":43459123806271,"sku":"28457249927510612985","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Mustard","offer_id":43459086417983,"sku":"24263823482314361689","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Athletic Heather","offer_id":43459086450751,"sku":"15292035149398801305","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":43459086483519,"sku":"31308633634222418926","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Dark Grey Heather","offer_id":43459086516287,"sku":"33606534971449726572","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Maroon","offer_id":43459086549055,"sku":"21398525379585119195","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Natural","offer_id":43459123839039,"sku":"19637285019295528401","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Navy","offer_id":43459086581823,"sku":"48525477248240108436","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Pink","offer_id":43459086614591,"sku":"19262237045556720309","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Red","offer_id":43459086647359,"sku":"33401394941077549655","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":43459123871807,"sku":"28242544162127700248","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Heather Peach","offer_id":43459086680127,"sku":"25115628898574075644","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Heather Aqua","offer_id":43459086712895,"sku":"83049726685959214517","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Brown","offer_id":43459086745663,"sku":"29421325007013853458","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Vintage White","offer_id":43459123904575,"sku":"28830327427144601563","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Athletic Heather","offer_id":43459086778431,"sku":"19798436156273504101","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":43459086811199,"sku":"22749381388274716485","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Natural","offer_id":43459123937343,"sku":"11149152562911521088","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":43459123970111,"sku":"17461125461983075142","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Vintage White","offer_id":43459124002879,"sku":"14440587787143860561","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Black","offer_id":43459086843967,"sku":"75439216873209672322","price":31.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Natural","offer_id":43459124035647,"sku":"13055145953200449621","price":31.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ White","offer_id":43459124068415,"sku":"67913782271837271646","price":31.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Vintage White","offer_id":43459124101183,"sku":"59870048138133187632","price":31.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ White","offer_id":43459124133951,"sku":"18713042128710459418","price":33.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0668\/6107\/2447\/files\/salty-af-t-shirt-morton-salt-girl-vintage-graphic-sarcastic-attitude-graphic-tee-anything-af-2840679.jpg?v=1784922699"},{"product_id":"salty-as-f-k-shirt-pg-13-version-funny-sarcastic-salty-tee-vintage-salt-girl-inspired-graphic-t-shirt-snarky-humor-gift-multiple-colors","title":"Salty As F**K T-Shirt | Morton Salt Girl Vintage Graphic | Sarcastic Attitude Graphic Tee | Anything AF","description":"\u003cp\u003eSome people are sweet. Others are \u003cstrong\u003eSalty AF\u003c\/strong\u003e. If sarcasm is your second language and eye rolls are your specialty, this hilarious \u003cstrong\u003eSalty As F**K\u003c\/strong\u003e graphic t-shirt was made for you.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eInspired by the classic \u003cstrong\u003eMorton Salt Girl\u003c\/strong\u003e vintage style with a clever modern twist, this design features retro artwork, bold typography, and the witty phrase \u003cstrong\u003e\"With all these flavors, you chose to be...\"\u003c\/strong\u003e followed by the unmistakable \u003cstrong\u003eSalty AF\u003c\/strong\u003e statement. It's the perfect shirt for anyone who embraces their sarcastic side without going completely uncensored.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis PG-13 version replaces the full word with asterisks, making it ideal for those who like edgy humor while keeping it a little more workplace and family gathering friendly than the uncensored edition.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePrinted on premium-quality apparel and available in a wide variety of shirt colors, this tee is perfect for everyday wear, parties, vacations, concerts, casual Fridays, or whenever you're feeling a little extra salty.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eFeatures:\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFunny \u003cstrong\u003eSalty As F**K\u003c\/strong\u003e Morton Salt Girl vintage-inspired graphic\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePG-13 censored version with asterisks\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSoft, premium-quality unisex t-shirt\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in multiple shirt colors and sizes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHigh-quality, long-lasting print\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGreat for men and women\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePerfect for sarcastic personalities and lovers of witty humor\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhether you're buying for yourself or looking for the perfect funny gift, this shirt is guaranteed to get laughs and start conversations.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBirthday gifts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eChristmas gifts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWhite Elephant exchanges\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCoworkers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFriends\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHusbands \u0026amp; wives\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBoyfriends \u0026amp; girlfriends\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone with a sarcastic sense of humor\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eProduct features:\u003cbr\u003e- 100% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz) for breathability and softness\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed knit collar with seam and shoulder tape for shape retention and stability\u003cbr\u003e- Side seams for improved fit and garment structure\u003cbr\u003e- Tear-away label to reduce skin irritation; REACH certified and ethically manufactured\u003cbr\u003e- Vintage-style red front print with durable DTF\/DTG printing for crisp, long-lasting detail\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCare instructions:\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"XS \/ Black","offer_id":43459600547903,"sku":"99325134591675789873","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS \/ Natural","offer_id":43459600580671,"sku":"33705594687447777381","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS \/ White","offer_id":43459600613439,"sku":"55084873352111184936","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS \/ Vintage White","offer_id":43459600646207,"sku":"74460517694202827731","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Athletic Heather","offer_id":43459600678975,"sku":"45204622233110160936","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":43459600711743,"sku":"32271400142594672433","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Dark Grey Heather","offer_id":43459600744511,"sku":"66591226810378269182","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Maroon","offer_id":43459600777279,"sku":"10469995814843794807","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Natural","offer_id":43459600810047,"sku":"45326236698455938769","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Navy","offer_id":43459600842815,"sku":"16892869836029843643","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Pink","offer_id":43459600875583,"sku":"27400389525291913869","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Red","offer_id":43459600908351,"sku":"10171505083920059907","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":43459600941119,"sku":"94445897789132545659","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Heather Peach","offer_id":43459600973887,"sku":"15920683197139595994","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Heather Aqua","offer_id":43459601006655,"sku":"33653230880696655785","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Brown","offer_id":43459601039423,"sku":"71268810021757318404","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Vintage White","offer_id":43459601072191,"sku":"59476142063106426672","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Heather Prism Lilac","offer_id":43459601104959,"sku":"10835399200075121477","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Athletic Heather","offer_id":43459601137727,"sku":"20820333637218409893","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":43459601170495,"sku":"19753302532384677356","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Dark Grey Heather","offer_id":43459601203263,"sku":"14259106047227138986","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Natural","offer_id":43459601236031,"sku":"41378686696103707901","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Navy","offer_id":43459601268799,"sku":"30776508256490690142","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Pink","offer_id":43459601301567,"sku":"29870915528462223197","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Red","offer_id":43459601334335,"sku":"31853268823304202930","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":43459601367103,"sku":"17535295578263656961","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Heather Peach","offer_id":43459601399871,"sku":"15069719994922533140","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Heather Aqua","offer_id":43459601432639,"sku":"33605465348223216228","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Brown","offer_id":43459601465407,"sku":"11980699147853177839","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Vintage White","offer_id":43459601498175,"sku":"36279702759152158992","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Athletic Heather","offer_id":43459601530943,"sku":"54920160486356912298","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":43459601563711,"sku":"20147080616601344799","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Dark Grey Heather","offer_id":43459601596479,"sku":"32151095354029743565","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Natural","offer_id":43459601629247,"sku":"26310536725732846317","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Navy","offer_id":43459601662015,"sku":"12026208762219153319","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Pink","offer_id":43459601694783,"sku":"10768778680608022957","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Red","offer_id":43459601727551,"sku":"23154227129602135480","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":43459601760319,"sku":"21588831981815123879","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Heather Peach","offer_id":43459601793087,"sku":"60395257607431761067","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Heather Aqua","offer_id":43459601825855,"sku":"28520975890010511772","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Brown","offer_id":43459601858623,"sku":"14032803254904989979","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Vintage White","offer_id":43459601891391,"sku":"26984804809315431778","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Mustard","offer_id":43459601924159,"sku":"22822890297915052364","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Athletic Heather","offer_id":43459601956927,"sku":"30465975752955629403","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":43459601989695,"sku":"24461845191536052178","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Dark Grey Heather","offer_id":43459602022463,"sku":"30124343300398411366","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Maroon","offer_id":43459602055231,"sku":"22924055596274771107","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Natural","offer_id":43459602087999,"sku":"13239797999593171917","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Navy","offer_id":43459602120767,"sku":"68128995357449306899","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Pink","offer_id":43459602153535,"sku":"31830245443135603891","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Red","offer_id":43459602186303,"sku":"15787138722766512852","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":43459602219071,"sku":"11867124289669251854","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Heather Peach","offer_id":43459602251839,"sku":"32244363001844757152","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Heather Aqua","offer_id":43459602284607,"sku":"28428199746909746924","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Brown","offer_id":43459602317375,"sku":"58274180567256843770","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Vintage White","offer_id":43459602350143,"sku":"31250604066074967158","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Mustard","offer_id":43459602382911,"sku":"15965344670173976874","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Athletic Heather","offer_id":43459602415679,"sku":"19614327883177056274","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":43459602448447,"sku":"13616533306143315292","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Dark Grey Heather","offer_id":43459602481215,"sku":"27572610674027515947","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Maroon","offer_id":43459602513983,"sku":"28234140067924209373","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Natural","offer_id":43459602546751,"sku":"10317924331354646936","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Navy","offer_id":43459602579519,"sku":"27058706394762568713","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Pink","offer_id":43459602612287,"sku":"19577088644941974634","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Red","offer_id":43459602645055,"sku":"11264502086930737175","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":43459602677823,"sku":"20466767844688803014","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Heather Peach","offer_id":43459602710591,"sku":"30968615752887019824","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Heather Aqua","offer_id":43459602743359,"sku":"76828959149570483175","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Brown","offer_id":43459602776127,"sku":"67355958012185101600","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Vintage White","offer_id":43459602808895,"sku":"10692210797441588677","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Athletic Heather","offer_id":43459602841663,"sku":"15954314015840295928","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":43459602874431,"sku":"22270993982004198900","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Natural","offer_id":43459602907199,"sku":"73172942504661412518","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":43459602939967,"sku":"64028769600657177677","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Vintage White","offer_id":43459602972735,"sku":"19588923673132595645","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Black","offer_id":43459603005503,"sku":"30929204442515535969","price":31.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Natural","offer_id":43459603038271,"sku":"30053389971200356052","price":31.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ White","offer_id":43459603071039,"sku":"57338228857344944962","price":31.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Vintage White","offer_id":43459603103807,"sku":"82585960728994858137","price":31.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ White","offer_id":43459603136575,"sku":"33464914307918889318","price":33.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0668\/6107\/2447\/files\/salty-as-fk-t-shirt-morton-salt-girl-vintage-graphic-sarcastic-attitude-graphic-tee-anything-af-8966136.jpg?v=1784922520"},{"product_id":"salty-as-fuck-shirt-funny-nsfw-sarcastic-graphic-tee-vintage-salt-girl-inspired-adult-humor-t-shirt-multiple-colors","title":"Salty As Fuck T-Shirt | Morton Salt Girl Vintage Graphic | Sarcastic Attitude Graphic Tee | Anything AF","description":"\u003cp\u003eFor those who don't believe in sugarcoating anything, this \u003cstrong\u003eSalty As Fuck\u003c\/strong\u003e t-shirt says exactly what everyone's thinking. Featuring a clever vintage-inspired design with a salty attitude, this NSFW graphic tee is perfect for people who proudly embrace sarcasm, dry humor, and unapologetic honesty.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eInspired by the iconic \u003cstrong\u003eMorton Salt Girl\u003c\/strong\u003e aesthetic with a bold adult twist, this design combines retro artwork, witty typography, and the hilarious phrase \u003cstrong\u003e\"With all these flavors, you chose to be...\"\u003c\/strong\u003e followed by the unmistakable \u003cstrong\u003eSalty AF\u003c\/strong\u003e statement. It's made for anyone who's been told they have an attitude—and wears it proudly.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePrinted on premium-quality apparel and available in a wide variety of shirt colors, this shirt is soft, comfortable, and built for everyday wear. Whether you're heading to the bar, hanging out with friends, attending a party, or simply letting the world know your mood, this shirt is guaranteed to spark laughs and conversations.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eFeatures:\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFunny \u003cstrong\u003eSalty As Fuck\u003c\/strong\u003e Morton Salt Girl vintage-inspired graphic\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNSFW uncensored adult humor design\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSoft premium unisex t-shirt\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in multiple shirt colors and sizes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHigh-quality, durable print\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eComfortable everyday fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePerfect for sarcastic personalities and lovers of edgy humor\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eMakes a great gift for:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFriends with a sarcastic sense of humor\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCoworkers (the fun ones)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHusbands and wives\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBoyfriends and girlfriends\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBirthday gifts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eChristmas gifts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWhite Elephant exchanges\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAdult party gifts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone who's proudly salty\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eProduct features:\u003cbr\u003e- 100% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz) for breathability and softness\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed knit collar with seam and shoulder tape for shape retention and stability\u003cbr\u003e- Side seams for improved fit and garment structure\u003cbr\u003e- Tear-away label to reduce skin irritation; REACH certified and ethically manufactured\u003cbr\u003e- Vintage-style red front print with durable DTF\/DTG printing for crisp, long-lasting detail\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCare instructions:\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"XS \/ Black","offer_id":43459715170367,"sku":"31921724546442021852","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS \/ Natural","offer_id":43459715203135,"sku":"29040849648133959340","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS \/ White","offer_id":43459715235903,"sku":"24582333922228123368","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS \/ Vintage White","offer_id":43459715268671,"sku":"30128501844377165263","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Athletic Heather","offer_id":43459715301439,"sku":"27360423167853038319","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":43459715334207,"sku":"33240880255634667727","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Dark Grey Heather","offer_id":43459715366975,"sku":"37664275359399842010","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Maroon","offer_id":43459715399743,"sku":"70433891981959818201","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Natural","offer_id":43459715432511,"sku":"20085910019992338880","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Navy","offer_id":43459715465279,"sku":"65154382078365402090","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Pink","offer_id":43459715498047,"sku":"17411561140161294175","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Red","offer_id":43459715530815,"sku":"13931999245994471869","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":43459715563583,"sku":"39986578726411400176","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Heather Peach","offer_id":43459715596351,"sku":"33700917937806170030","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Heather Aqua","offer_id":43459715629119,"sku":"30832877937299491120","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Brown","offer_id":43459715661887,"sku":"17375834691742010073","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Vintage White","offer_id":43459715694655,"sku":"27435331707771975122","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Heather Prism Lilac","offer_id":43459715727423,"sku":"29093131002711195083","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Athletic Heather","offer_id":43459715760191,"sku":"58548469642192667638","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":43459715792959,"sku":"21590528941413063156","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Dark Grey Heather","offer_id":43459715825727,"sku":"16006889043180180317","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Natural","offer_id":43459715858495,"sku":"12680884553142123820","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Navy","offer_id":43459715891263,"sku":"25237554777019076952","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Pink","offer_id":43459715924031,"sku":"19426660884127376964","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Red","offer_id":43459715956799,"sku":"12504293297036418916","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":43459715989567,"sku":"14681407866310701613","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Heather Peach","offer_id":43459716022335,"sku":"30033655831903354557","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Heather Aqua","offer_id":43459716055103,"sku":"23375664761135671319","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Brown","offer_id":43459716087871,"sku":"88033466149179172310","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Vintage White","offer_id":43459716120639,"sku":"19850478378499963279","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Athletic Heather","offer_id":43459716153407,"sku":"11918822709343901393","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":43459716186175,"sku":"30525428100958344237","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Dark Grey Heather","offer_id":43459716218943,"sku":"29107169529552704405","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Natural","offer_id":43459716251711,"sku":"10440905962767678743","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Navy","offer_id":43459716284479,"sku":"26406834735870137973","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Pink","offer_id":43459716317247,"sku":"71847686771063384801","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Red","offer_id":43459716350015,"sku":"20611866163533060877","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":43459716382783,"sku":"10867303923831460382","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Heather Peach","offer_id":43459716415551,"sku":"13461077464554479091","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Heather Aqua","offer_id":43459716448319,"sku":"23496039282094256003","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Brown","offer_id":43459716481087,"sku":"27480222806342566638","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Vintage White","offer_id":43459716513855,"sku":"14772962177528009794","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Mustard","offer_id":43459716546623,"sku":"19984492017140567952","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Athletic Heather","offer_id":43459716579391,"sku":"15120172960837183364","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":43459716612159,"sku":"21363067101494347856","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Dark Grey Heather","offer_id":43459716644927,"sku":"21280503588118937257","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Maroon","offer_id":43459716677695,"sku":"32288050714468437733","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Natural","offer_id":43459716710463,"sku":"39250339373703512584","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Navy","offer_id":43459716743231,"sku":"22436741681466285127","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Pink","offer_id":43459716775999,"sku":"66390969590868805269","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Red","offer_id":43459716808767,"sku":"11212474950029980024","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":43459716841535,"sku":"33942761173825532905","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Heather Peach","offer_id":43459716874303,"sku":"21992849288487282891","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Heather Aqua","offer_id":43459716907071,"sku":"33718486604198322302","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Brown","offer_id":43459716939839,"sku":"11415398604914951491","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Vintage White","offer_id":43459716972607,"sku":"39096070408417747990","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Mustard","offer_id":43459717005375,"sku":"27829628780805094370","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Athletic Heather","offer_id":43459717038143,"sku":"20330737277439557634","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":43459717070911,"sku":"11926231329973184482","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Dark Grey Heather","offer_id":43459717103679,"sku":"11462008309368257161","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Maroon","offer_id":43459717136447,"sku":"12974459039808094469","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Natural","offer_id":43459717169215,"sku":"18357545670012264401","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Navy","offer_id":43459717201983,"sku":"23226540189409451266","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Pink","offer_id":43459717234751,"sku":"33631326212130169386","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Red","offer_id":43459717267519,"sku":"25506987630815091149","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":43459717300287,"sku":"16425467944306809925","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Heather Peach","offer_id":43459717333055,"sku":"15284675439243469649","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Heather Aqua","offer_id":43459717365823,"sku":"12029899232837264628","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Brown","offer_id":43459717398591,"sku":"10620853816694631073","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Vintage White","offer_id":43459717431359,"sku":"31581428000187368013","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Athletic Heather","offer_id":43459717464127,"sku":"28343481289984464227","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":43459717496895,"sku":"12569926631060243064","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Natural","offer_id":43459717529663,"sku":"23625660801007970519","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":43459717562431,"sku":"32800473236664616515","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Vintage White","offer_id":43459717595199,"sku":"56080945630945165978","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Black","offer_id":43459717627967,"sku":"21252277824884062850","price":31.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Natural","offer_id":43459717660735,"sku":"33009998852242005454","price":31.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ White","offer_id":43459717693503,"sku":"16376731099913935073","price":31.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Vintage White","offer_id":43459717726271,"sku":"10096072689803469953","price":31.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ White","offer_id":43459717759039,"sku":"31159162163854667797","price":33.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0668\/6107\/2447\/files\/salty-as-fuck-t-shirt-morton-salt-girl-vintage-graphic-sarcastic-attitude-graphic-tee-anything-af-8116938.jpg?v=1784922448"},{"product_id":"salty-as-fk-umbrella-hoodie-slightly-salty","title":"Salty As F**k Hoodie | Morton Salt Girl Umbrella Graphic | Slightly Salty | Anything AF","description":"\u003ch2\u003eThe Salty As F**k Umbrella Hoodie\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eLife throws a lot of 'flavors' at you, and sometimes, the only authentic choice is to embrace your deliciously blunt self. Inspired by the iconic \u003cstrong\u003eMorton Salt Girl\u003c\/strong\u003e, this premium hoodie captures that exact mood with a whimsical illustration of a charming figure under a rain of salt, boldly stating the undeniable truth. It's for those who appreciate wit, directness, and a touch of rebellious charm.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy You'll Love It:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eExpresses your sharp wit and honest, confident attitude.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFeatures a standout \u003cstrong\u003eMorton Salt Girl\u003c\/strong\u003e graphic that's both charming and subversive.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTurns heads and sparks conversations with its unique blend of humor and style.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eProduct Features for Lane Seven 14001:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFabrication: Fabric weight: 8.2 oz\/yd² (280 g\/m²). 80% Ringspun cotton, 10% polyester, 10% recycled polyester\u003cbr\u003eSizing: Unisex Sizing\u003cbr\u003eFit: Regular fit\u003cbr\u003eSeams: Side-seamed\u003cbr\u003eLabel: Tear away label\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"MyDesigns","offers":[{"title":"Hoodies - S \/ Black","offer_id":43536732094527,"sku":"MD-160046167","price":37.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodies - S \/ Charcoal Heather","offer_id":43536732127295,"sku":"MD-160046172","price":37.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodies - S \/ Navy","offer_id":43536732160063,"sku":"MD-160046173","price":37.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodies - S \/ Royal Blue","offer_id":43536732192831,"sku":"MD-160046174","price":37.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodies - S \/ Red","offer_id":43536732225599,"sku":"MD-160046187","price":37.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodies - S \/ Sports Green","offer_id":43536732258367,"sku":"MD-160046195","price":37.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodies - M \/ Black","offer_id":43536732291135,"sku":"MD-160046168","price":37.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodies - M \/ Charcoal Heather","offer_id":43536732323903,"sku":"MD-160046175","price":37.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodies - M \/ Navy","offer_id":43536732356671,"sku":"MD-160046176","price":37.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodies - M \/ Royal Blue","offer_id":43536732389439,"sku":"MD-160046177","price":37.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodies - M \/ Red","offer_id":43536732422207,"sku":"MD-160046188","price":37.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodies - M \/ Sports Green","offer_id":43536732454975,"sku":"MD-160046196","price":37.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodies - L \/ Black","offer_id":43536732487743,"sku":"MD-160046169","price":37.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodies - L \/ Charcoal Heather","offer_id":43536732520511,"sku":"MD-160046178","price":37.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodies - L \/ Navy","offer_id":43536732553279,"sku":"MD-160046179","price":37.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodies - L \/ Royal Blue","offer_id":43536732586047,"sku":"MD-160046180","price":37.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodies - L \/ Red","offer_id":43536732618815,"sku":"MD-160046189","price":37.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodies - L \/ Sports Green","offer_id":43536732651583,"sku":"MD-160046197","price":37.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodies - XL \/ Black","offer_id":43536732684351,"sku":"MD-160046170","price":37.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodies - XL \/ Charcoal Heather","offer_id":43536732717119,"sku":"MD-160046181","price":37.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodies - XL \/ Navy","offer_id":43536732749887,"sku":"MD-160046182","price":37.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodies - XL \/ Royal Blue","offer_id":43536732782655,"sku":"MD-160046183","price":37.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodies - XL \/ Red","offer_id":43536732815423,"sku":"MD-160046190","price":37.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodies - XL \/ Sports Green","offer_id":43536732848191,"sku":"MD-160046198","price":37.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodies - 2XL \/ Black","offer_id":43536732880959,"sku":"MD-160046171","price":41.14,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodies - 2XL \/ Charcoal Heather","offer_id":43536732913727,"sku":"MD-160046184","price":41.14,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodies - 2XL \/ Navy","offer_id":43536732946495,"sku":"MD-160046185","price":41.14,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodies - 2XL \/ Royal Blue","offer_id":43536732979263,"sku":"MD-160046186","price":41.14,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodies - 2XL \/ Red","offer_id":43536733012031,"sku":"MD-160046191","price":41.14,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodies - 2XL \/ Sports Green","offer_id":43536733044799,"sku":"MD-160046199","price":41.14,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodies - 3XL \/ Black","offer_id":43536733077567,"sku":"MD-160046192","price":42.89,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodies - 3XL \/ Charcoal Heather","offer_id":43536733110335,"sku":"MD-160046193","price":42.89,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodies - 3XL \/ Navy","offer_id":43536733143103,"sku":"MD-160046194","price":42.89,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodies #1 - S \/ Heather Grey","offer_id":43536733175871,"sku":"MD-160046200","price":36.14,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodies #1 - S \/ Oatmeal Heather","offer_id":43536733208639,"sku":"MD-160046201","price":36.14,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodies #1 - S \/ Pale Pink","offer_id":43536733241407,"sku":"MD-160046210","price":36.14,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodies #1 - S \/ White","offer_id":43536733274175,"sku":"MD-160046215","price":36.14,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodies #1 - S \/ Sandshell","offer_id":43536733306943,"sku":"MD-160046221","price":32.53,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodies #1 - M \/ Heather Grey","offer_id":43536733339711,"sku":"MD-160046202","price":36.14,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodies #1 - M \/ Oatmeal Heather","offer_id":43536733372479,"sku":"MD-160046203","price":36.14,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodies #1 - M \/ Pale Pink","offer_id":43536733405247,"sku":"MD-160046211","price":36.14,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodies #1 - M \/ White","offer_id":43536733438015,"sku":"MD-160046216","price":36.14,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodies #1 - M \/ Sandshell","offer_id":43536733470783,"sku":"MD-160046222","price":32.53,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodies #1 - L \/ Heather Grey","offer_id":43536733503551,"sku":"MD-160046204","price":36.14,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodies #1 - L \/ Oatmeal Heather","offer_id":43536733536319,"sku":"MD-160046205","price":36.14,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodies #1 - L \/ Pale Pink","offer_id":43536733569087,"sku":"MD-160046212","price":36.14,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodies #1 - L \/ White","offer_id":43536733601855,"sku":"MD-160046217","price":36.14,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodies #1 - L \/ Sandshell","offer_id":43536733634623,"sku":"MD-160046223","price":32.53,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodies #1 - XL \/ Heather Grey","offer_id":43536733667391,"sku":"MD-160046206","price":36.14,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodies #1 - XL \/ Oatmeal Heather","offer_id":43536733700159,"sku":"MD-160046207","price":36.14,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodies #1 - XL \/ Pale Pink","offer_id":43536733732927,"sku":"MD-160046213","price":36.14,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodies #1 - XL \/ White","offer_id":43536733765695,"sku":"MD-160046218","price":36.14,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodies #1 - XL \/ Sandshell","offer_id":43536733798463,"sku":"MD-160046224","price":32.53,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodies #1 - 2XL \/ Heather Grey","offer_id":43536733831231,"sku":"MD-160046208","price":39.25,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodies #1 - 2XL \/ Oatmeal Heather","offer_id":43536733863999,"sku":"MD-160046209","price":39.25,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodies #1 - 2XL \/ Pale Pink","offer_id":43536733896767,"sku":"MD-160046214","price":39.25,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodies #1 - 2XL \/ White","offer_id":43536733929535,"sku":"MD-160046219","price":39.25,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodies #1 - 2XL \/ Sandshell","offer_id":43536733962303,"sku":"MD-160046225","price":35.31,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodies #1 - 3XL \/ Heather Grey","offer_id":43536733995071,"sku":"MD-160046220","price":40.55,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0668\/6107\/2447\/files\/salty-as-fk-hoodie-morton-salt-girl-umbrella-graphic-slightly-salty-anything-af-7788086.jpg?v=1784922382"},{"product_id":"salty-af-the-retro-rain-girl-hoodie","title":"Salty AF Hoodie | Morton Salt Girl Retro Rain Girl Graphic | Anything AF","description":"\u003ch2\u003eEmbrace Your Perfectly Imperfect Mood.\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eYou've made it through another week (or perhaps just another Tuesday) and you're not afraid to show it. Inspired by the iconic \u003cstrong\u003eMorton Salt Girl\u003c\/strong\u003e, this hoodie isn't just about weathering life's little downpours; it's about owning every 'mood' with a touch of retro charm and a dash of undeniable attitude. For those who understand that sometimes, the only way to get through it is to be a little bit… Salty AF.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy This Design is Perfect For You:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBold, Retro-Inspired Morton Salt Girl Graphic:\u003c\/strong\u003e A unique design that stands out with its vintage aesthetic and modern edge.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePerfectly Captures the 'Salty' Vibe:\u003c\/strong\u003e Express your unapologetic attitude with style and a hint of dark humor.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eA Confident Statement Piece:\u003c\/strong\u003e Elevate your everyday look with a hoodie that speaks volumes about your unique personality.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eProduct Features for Lane Seven 14001:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFabrication: Fabric weight: 8.2 oz\/yd² (280 g\/m²). 80% Ringspun cotton, 10% polyester, 10% recycled polyester\u003cbr\u003eSizing: Unisex Sizing\u003cbr\u003eFit: Regular fit\u003cbr\u003eSeams: Side-seamed\u003cbr\u003eLabel: Tear away label\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"MyDesigns","offers":[{"title":"Hoodies - S \/ Black","offer_id":43536734060607,"sku":"MD-160046226","price":37.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodies - S \/ Charcoal Heather","offer_id":43536734093375,"sku":"MD-160046231","price":37.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodies - S \/ Navy","offer_id":43536734126143,"sku":"MD-160046232","price":37.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodies - S \/ Royal Blue","offer_id":43536734158911,"sku":"MD-160046233","price":37.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodies - S \/ Red","offer_id":43536734191679,"sku":"MD-160046246","price":37.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodies - S \/ Sports Green","offer_id":43536734224447,"sku":"MD-160046254","price":37.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodies - M \/ Black","offer_id":43536734257215,"sku":"MD-160046227","price":37.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodies - M \/ Charcoal Heather","offer_id":43536734289983,"sku":"MD-160046234","price":37.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodies - M \/ Navy","offer_id":43536734322751,"sku":"MD-160046235","price":37.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodies - M \/ Royal Blue","offer_id":43536734355519,"sku":"MD-160046236","price":37.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodies - M \/ Red","offer_id":43536734388287,"sku":"MD-160046247","price":37.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodies - M \/ Sports Green","offer_id":43536734421055,"sku":"MD-160046255","price":37.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodies - L \/ Black","offer_id":43536734453823,"sku":"MD-160046228","price":37.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodies - L \/ Charcoal Heather","offer_id":43536734486591,"sku":"MD-160046237","price":37.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodies - L \/ Navy","offer_id":43536734519359,"sku":"MD-160046238","price":37.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodies - L \/ Royal Blue","offer_id":43536734552127,"sku":"MD-160046239","price":37.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodies - L \/ Red","offer_id":43536734584895,"sku":"MD-160046248","price":37.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodies - L \/ Sports Green","offer_id":43536734617663,"sku":"MD-160046256","price":37.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodies - XL \/ Black","offer_id":43536734650431,"sku":"MD-160046229","price":37.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodies - XL \/ Charcoal Heather","offer_id":43536734683199,"sku":"MD-160046240","price":37.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodies - XL \/ Navy","offer_id":43536734715967,"sku":"MD-160046241","price":37.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodies - XL \/ Royal Blue","offer_id":43536734748735,"sku":"MD-160046242","price":37.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodies - XL \/ Red","offer_id":43536734781503,"sku":"MD-160046249","price":37.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodies - XL \/ Sports Green","offer_id":43536734814271,"sku":"MD-160046257","price":37.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodies - 2XL \/ Black","offer_id":43536734847039,"sku":"MD-160046230","price":41.14,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodies - 2XL \/ Charcoal Heather","offer_id":43536734879807,"sku":"MD-160046243","price":41.14,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodies - 2XL \/ Navy","offer_id":43536734912575,"sku":"MD-160046244","price":41.14,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodies - 2XL \/ Royal Blue","offer_id":43536734945343,"sku":"MD-160046245","price":41.14,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodies - 2XL \/ Red","offer_id":43536734978111,"sku":"MD-160046250","price":41.14,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodies - 2XL \/ Sports Green","offer_id":43536735010879,"sku":"MD-160046258","price":41.14,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodies - 3XL \/ Black","offer_id":43536735043647,"sku":"MD-160046251","price":42.89,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodies - 3XL \/ Charcoal Heather","offer_id":43536735076415,"sku":"MD-160046252","price":42.89,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodies - 3XL \/ Navy","offer_id":43536735109183,"sku":"MD-160046253","price":42.89,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodies #1 - S \/ Heather Grey","offer_id":43536735141951,"sku":"MD-160046259","price":36.14,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodies #1 - S \/ Oatmeal Heather","offer_id":43536735174719,"sku":"MD-160046260","price":36.14,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodies #1 - S \/ Pale Pink","offer_id":43536735207487,"sku":"MD-160046269","price":36.14,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodies #1 - S \/ White","offer_id":43536735240255,"sku":"MD-160046274","price":36.14,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodies #1 - S \/ Sandshell","offer_id":43536735273023,"sku":"MD-160046280","price":32.53,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodies #1 - M \/ Heather Grey","offer_id":43536735305791,"sku":"MD-160046261","price":36.14,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodies #1 - M \/ Oatmeal Heather","offer_id":43536735338559,"sku":"MD-160046262","price":36.14,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodies #1 - M \/ Pale Pink","offer_id":43536735371327,"sku":"MD-160046270","price":36.14,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodies #1 - M \/ White","offer_id":43536735404095,"sku":"MD-160046275","price":36.14,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodies #1 - M \/ Sandshell","offer_id":43536735436863,"sku":"MD-160046281","price":32.53,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodies #1 - L \/ Heather Grey","offer_id":43536735469631,"sku":"MD-160046263","price":36.14,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodies #1 - L \/ Oatmeal Heather","offer_id":43536735502399,"sku":"MD-160046264","price":36.14,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodies #1 - L \/ Pale Pink","offer_id":43536735535167,"sku":"MD-160046271","price":36.14,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodies #1 - L \/ White","offer_id":43536735567935,"sku":"MD-160046276","price":36.14,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodies #1 - L \/ Sandshell","offer_id":43536735600703,"sku":"MD-160046282","price":32.53,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodies #1 - XL \/ Heather Grey","offer_id":43536735633471,"sku":"MD-160046265","price":36.14,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodies #1 - XL \/ Oatmeal Heather","offer_id":43536735666239,"sku":"MD-160046266","price":36.14,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodies #1 - XL \/ Pale Pink","offer_id":43536735699007,"sku":"MD-160046272","price":36.14,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodies #1 - XL \/ White","offer_id":43536735731775,"sku":"MD-160046277","price":36.14,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodies #1 - XL \/ Sandshell","offer_id":43536735764543,"sku":"MD-160046283","price":32.53,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodies #1 - 2XL \/ Heather Grey","offer_id":43536735797311,"sku":"MD-160046267","price":39.25,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodies #1 - 2XL \/ Oatmeal Heather","offer_id":43536735830079,"sku":"MD-160046268","price":39.25,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodies #1 - 2XL \/ Pale Pink","offer_id":43536735862847,"sku":"MD-160046273","price":39.25,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodies #1 - 2XL \/ White","offer_id":43536735895615,"sku":"MD-160046278","price":39.25,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodies #1 - 2XL \/ Sandshell","offer_id":43536735928383,"sku":"MD-160046284","price":35.31,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodies #1 - 3XL \/ Heather Grey","offer_id":43536735961151,"sku":"MD-160046279","price":40.55,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0668\/6107\/2447\/files\/salty-af-hoodie-morton-salt-girl-retro-rain-girl-graphic-anything-af-7853909.jpg?v=1784922335"},{"product_id":"salty-as-fuck-hoodie-nsfw-edition","title":"Salty As Fuck Hoodie | Morton Salt Girl Graphic | NSFW Edition | Anything AF","description":"\u003ch2\u003eEmbrace Your Unfiltered Mood\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eDive into the beautifully blunt with our \u003cstrong\u003eSalty As Fuck\u003c\/strong\u003e Hoodie. Inspired by the iconic \u003cstrong\u003eMorton Salt Girl\u003c\/strong\u003e, this isn't just a design; it's a bold declaration for those who appreciate life's richer, more honest flavors. Perfect for expressing your perfectly imperfect, no-holds-barred attitude without saying a word.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy This Design is Perfect For You:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnleashes your unashamedly witty and fiery personality.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA powerful \u003cstrong\u003eMorton Salt Girl\u003c\/strong\u003e graphic that sparks conversation and knowing smiles.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eShowcases a unique, illustrative art style with an unmistakable punchy message.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eProduct Features for Lane Seven 14001:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFabrication: Fabric weight: 8.2 oz\/yd² (280 g\/m²). 80% Ringspun cotton, 10% polyester, 10% recycled polyester\u003cbr\u003eSizing: Unisex Sizing\u003cbr\u003eFit: Regular fit\u003cbr\u003eSeams: Side-seamed\u003cbr\u003eLabel: Tear away label\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"MyDesigns","offers":[{"title":"Hoodies - S \/ Black","offer_id":43536736026687,"sku":"MD-160046285","price":37.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodies - S \/ Charcoal Heather","offer_id":43536736059455,"sku":"MD-160046290","price":37.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodies - S \/ Navy","offer_id":43536736092223,"sku":"MD-160046291","price":37.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodies - S \/ Royal Blue","offer_id":43536736124991,"sku":"MD-160046292","price":37.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodies - S \/ Red","offer_id":43536736157759,"sku":"MD-160046305","price":37.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodies - S \/ Sports Green","offer_id":43536736190527,"sku":"MD-160046313","price":37.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodies - M \/ Black","offer_id":43536736223295,"sku":"MD-160046286","price":37.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodies - M \/ Charcoal Heather","offer_id":43536736256063,"sku":"MD-160046293","price":37.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodies - M \/ Navy","offer_id":43536736288831,"sku":"MD-160046294","price":37.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodies - M \/ Royal Blue","offer_id":43536736321599,"sku":"MD-160046295","price":37.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodies - M \/ Red","offer_id":43536736354367,"sku":"MD-160046306","price":37.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodies - M \/ Sports Green","offer_id":43536736387135,"sku":"MD-160046314","price":37.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodies - L \/ Black","offer_id":43536736419903,"sku":"MD-160046287","price":37.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodies - L \/ Charcoal Heather","offer_id":43536736452671,"sku":"MD-160046296","price":37.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodies - L \/ Navy","offer_id":43536736485439,"sku":"MD-160046297","price":37.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodies - L \/ Royal Blue","offer_id":43536736518207,"sku":"MD-160046298","price":37.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodies - L \/ Red","offer_id":43536736550975,"sku":"MD-160046307","price":37.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodies - L \/ Sports Green","offer_id":43536736583743,"sku":"MD-160046315","price":37.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodies - XL \/ Black","offer_id":43536736616511,"sku":"MD-160046288","price":37.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodies - XL \/ Charcoal Heather","offer_id":43536736649279,"sku":"MD-160046299","price":37.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodies - XL \/ Navy","offer_id":43536736682047,"sku":"MD-160046300","price":37.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodies - XL \/ Royal Blue","offer_id":43536736714815,"sku":"MD-160046301","price":37.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodies - XL \/ Red","offer_id":43536736747583,"sku":"MD-160046308","price":37.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodies - XL \/ Sports Green","offer_id":43536736780351,"sku":"MD-160046316","price":37.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodies - 2XL \/ Black","offer_id":43536736813119,"sku":"MD-160046289","price":41.14,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodies - 2XL \/ Charcoal Heather","offer_id":43536736845887,"sku":"MD-160046302","price":41.14,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodies - 2XL \/ Navy","offer_id":43536736878655,"sku":"MD-160046303","price":41.14,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodies - 2XL \/ Royal Blue","offer_id":43536736911423,"sku":"MD-160046304","price":41.14,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodies - 2XL \/ Red","offer_id":43536736944191,"sku":"MD-160046309","price":41.14,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodies - 2XL \/ Sports Green","offer_id":43536736976959,"sku":"MD-160046317","price":41.14,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodies - 3XL \/ Black","offer_id":43536737009727,"sku":"MD-160046310","price":42.89,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodies - 3XL \/ Charcoal Heather","offer_id":43536737042495,"sku":"MD-160046311","price":42.89,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodies - 3XL \/ Navy","offer_id":43536737075263,"sku":"MD-160046312","price":42.89,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodies #1 - S \/ Heather Grey","offer_id":43536737108031,"sku":"MD-160046318","price":36.14,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodies #1 - S \/ Oatmeal Heather","offer_id":43536737140799,"sku":"MD-160046319","price":36.14,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodies #1 - S \/ Pale Pink","offer_id":43536737173567,"sku":"MD-160046328","price":36.14,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodies #1 - S \/ White","offer_id":43536737206335,"sku":"MD-160046333","price":36.14,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodies #1 - S \/ Sandshell","offer_id":43536737239103,"sku":"MD-160046339","price":32.53,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodies #1 - M \/ Heather Grey","offer_id":43536737271871,"sku":"MD-160046320","price":36.14,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodies #1 - M \/ Oatmeal Heather","offer_id":43536737304639,"sku":"MD-160046321","price":36.14,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodies #1 - M \/ Pale Pink","offer_id":43536737337407,"sku":"MD-160046329","price":36.14,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodies #1 - M \/ White","offer_id":43536737370175,"sku":"MD-160046334","price":36.14,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodies #1 - M \/ Sandshell","offer_id":43536737402943,"sku":"MD-160046340","price":32.53,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodies #1 - L \/ Heather Grey","offer_id":43536737435711,"sku":"MD-160046322","price":36.14,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodies #1 - L \/ Oatmeal Heather","offer_id":43536737468479,"sku":"MD-160046323","price":36.14,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodies #1 - L \/ Pale Pink","offer_id":43536737501247,"sku":"MD-160046330","price":36.14,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodies #1 - L \/ White","offer_id":43536737534015,"sku":"MD-160046335","price":36.14,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodies #1 - L \/ Sandshell","offer_id":43536737566783,"sku":"MD-160046341","price":32.53,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodies #1 - XL \/ Heather Grey","offer_id":43536737599551,"sku":"MD-160046324","price":36.14,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodies #1 - XL \/ Oatmeal Heather","offer_id":43536737632319,"sku":"MD-160046325","price":36.14,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodies #1 - XL \/ Pale Pink","offer_id":43536737665087,"sku":"MD-160046331","price":36.14,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodies #1 - XL \/ White","offer_id":43536737697855,"sku":"MD-160046336","price":36.14,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodies #1 - XL \/ Sandshell","offer_id":43536737730623,"sku":"MD-160046342","price":32.53,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodies #1 - 2XL \/ Heather Grey","offer_id":43536737763391,"sku":"MD-160046326","price":39.25,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodies #1 - 2XL \/ Oatmeal Heather","offer_id":43536737796159,"sku":"MD-160046327","price":39.25,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodies #1 - 2XL \/ Pale Pink","offer_id":43536737828927,"sku":"MD-160046332","price":39.25,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodies #1 - 2XL \/ White","offer_id":43536737861695,"sku":"MD-160046337","price":39.25,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodies #1 - 2XL \/ Sandshell","offer_id":43536737894463,"sku":"MD-160046343","price":35.31,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodies #1 - 3XL \/ Heather Grey","offer_id":43536737927231,"sku":"MD-160046338","price":40.55,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0668\/6107\/2447\/files\/salty-as-fuck-hoodie-morton-salt-girl-graphic-nsfw-edition-anything-af-9583037.jpg?v=1784922316"}],"url":"https:\/\/anythingaf.com\/collections\/salty-shirts-gifts.oembed","provider":"Anything AF","version":"1.0","type":"link"}